The Edinburgh Fringe Full Monty (nearly) – Day 7, 11th August 2022

Have we a plan of shows to see today? You bet we do!

Here’s the schedule for 11th August:

11.30 – Boy, Summerhall. From the Edinburgh Fringe website:

Boy“After the highly successful Us/Them, Carly Wijs returns to Summerhall with Boy. A powerful stage show based on the true story of the Reimer family. In 1966, the Reimer twins are taken into hospital by their young parents to be circumcised. The procedure goes wrong and baby Bruce loses his penis. After consulting with Dr. Money at Johns Hopkins University, the parents agree to raise Bruce as a girl. From the age of two Bruce goes through life as Brenda. She doesn’t know the truth, but from a very young age, Brenda senses that something is just not right…”

Us/Them was the stand out play of the 2016 Fringe so I can’t wait to see how the company treats this intriguing story. It should be excellent!

UPDATE: This is such an inventive way of telling an extraordinary story. Two amazingly good actors do a really strong script justice. Very moving, very sad, but also loads of humour. Never have soft toys played such a relevant role in serious drama. Just what you’d expect from the team who produced Us/Them. First class indeed. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

14.40 – Classic! Pleasance Courtyard.

Classic“Hold onto your hats as a cast of 6 romp through all those classic novels you never had time to read. In 60 minutes and multiple costume changes the company race you from Wuthering Heights to Moby Dick, told at lightning speed… Expect the unexpected! No previous literary experience required. A thrilling script by Coronation Street writers Lindsay Williams and Peter Kerry and direction by Joyce Branagh (seen in the film Belfast, directed by brother Kenneth) this brilliantly funny show is for everyone!”

I’m really looking forward to this because it sounds like a complete hoot!

UPDATE: 42 novels in one hour? This game team give it a go, even though they commandeer a poem as a novel, but we can overlook this. A great fun sketch show, we particularly enjoyed Tess of the D’Urbevilles. Some sketches too long (i didn’t really get the Chandleresque Oliver Twist) and others too short, but the show makes good use of audience participation and has a lovely feelgood factor. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

16.30 – CUMTS: SLEEPOVER, Just the Tonic at The Caves.

Sleepover“Four immigrant teens. 12 hours. One suspicious box teeming with questions about sex. SLEEPOVER is a coming-of-age comedy musical about self-discovery (and self-pleasure!). Join Jenny, Anita, Nina and Ruth as they dive into the world of sex – discussing everything from monogamy to masturbation, dating preferences to penises. Top-class comedy delivered to you with a side of well-rapped bars in this spectacular piece of new writing. From the people who brought you Six, the Musical. Don’t forget your toothbrush!”

The main reason I’ve chosen to see this is because of its impressive heritage, coming from the Six stable. I hope it’s up to scratch! The Cumts of the title, btw, refers to the Cambridge University Musical Theatre Society, and nothing more salacious.

UPDATE: Deceptively skilful and accomplished little show! Great singing voices from the three actors and a very nicely put together little musical. Great humour, well acted, and rather charming in a slightly naughty way! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

18.20 – Abigoliah Schamaun: Legally Cheeky, Just the Tonic at The Tron.

Abigoliah“This American girl in London had it all. Then one day the Wicked Witch of Westminster, Priti Patel told Abigoliah to click her sparkly heels and go ‘home’. In that instance, everything changed. Abigoliah was faced with the fight of her life and the stakes couldn’t be higher. If she wins, she stays in the UK. If she loses, she loses everything. Abigoliah has appeared on Comedy Central, Channel 5, BBC Radio 4 Extra and the Guilty Feminist Podcast. ‘Confident and brilliantly funny’ **** (BroadwayBaby.com) ‘The best kind of shamelessness’ **** (Skinny). ‘Comedy whirwind’ ***** (ThreeWeeks).”

Abigoliah is a huge favourite of ours and we would always go and see her whatever she’s in! Her new show sounds like it’s full of her trademark inventiveness, mining comedy out of a difficult situation. Can’t wait!

UPDATE: Abigoliah shares the ghastly story of her visa crisis with all her trademark upbeat optimism even though at times it’s a truly sad story. She has an amazing ability to see sunshine in the rain and she conveys her joyous observations with delightful ease. Fantastic! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

20.15 – Let’s Try Gay, The Space @ Symposium Hall.

Let's Try Gay“Two friends, Jack and Phil, meet in a hotel to shoot a gay adult movie between two straight guys: an “art project” to send to an independent movie festival, but they now feel uncomfortable. Their attempts to even just kiss or hug are clumsy and awkward. As time goes on, they prolong their problems. Jack is struggling with his life as an artist while Phil reveals his doubts about his sexual identity. Freely inspired by the independent movie Humpday, this unlikely comedy turns from a goofy, relaxed, funny situation into a deeper analysis of human nature.”

Not seen Humpday, but hopefully this will be both funny and enlightening. Here’s hoping!

UPDATE: Nicely written and performed, the two guys captured the cringy embarrassment of their situation very well, but it is a rather slight play and I feel it could have been either funnier or more hard-hitting – possibly both. But it’s entertaining nonetheless. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

22.00 – Tarot: Cautionary Tales, Pleasance Courtyard.

Tarot Cautionary Tales“Come learn life lessons from five people still doing sketch in their thirties. A new show from Tarot, creators of 2019’s fifth best reviewed show, Chortle’s No 1 show of 2019 and stars of their own Radio 4 sketch show, Soundbleed. Tarot is the lovechild of Goose and Gein’s Family Giftshop. By which we mean it’s a drain on our bank accounts and we don’t talk to our parents about it. ‘Bark-out-loud funny… the whole show is startlingly live’ **** (Guardian). ‘One of the balls-out funniest show of the Fringe’ ****½ (Chortle.co.uk).”

I’ve never heard of Tarot, but this sounds like a funny way to end the evening!

UPDATE: What a find! Sketch comedy is alive and well and living Beside the Pleasance Courtyard! Tarot are three immensely likeable idiots who have put together just the funniest hour of nonsense. Every night they pick a member of the audience to count the number of laughs (and make other suitable notes) and, you guessed it, it was me. I counted 217 laughs but I definitely missed a few – well, you have to keep these people on their toes after all. Favourite sketches included the Elvis Impersonator and the Never Have I Ever game. Ecstatically funny! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The Edinburgh Fringe One-Weeker 2018 – Abigoliah Schamaun: Do You Know Who I Think I Am?!, 18th August 2018

Abigoliah posterOur first comedy stand-up is one of our favourites, the fantastic Abigoliah Schamaun in Do You Know Who I Think I Am?! at the Underbelly Cowgate – Belly Laugh at 21:00 on Saturday 18th. Here’s the description on the website: “She’s a myriad of paradoxes. A hardcore yoga bunny with surprisingly squishy thighs. A boring heteronormative disguised as a luscious lady lover. She grew up in the conservative Midwest of America to become an unabashedly liberal London-based comic. Nothing is what it seems. Especially Abigoliah Schamaun. ‘She could sit in silence and still receive a standing ovation’ **** (TheWeeReview.co.uk). ‘Confident and brilliantly funny with a knack for a turn of phrase that turns the simplest comment into a solid laugh’ **** (BroadwayBaby.com).”

Abigoliah is one of those wonderfully larger-than-life people who can make you laugh with one flick of an eyelash. You can tell she’s a blushing flower by her show poster! I’m sure we’re in for a brilliant night’s entertainment. Check back after 10.15 pm to see quite how brilliant, and by then the next preview blog should be available to read too.

Wow! Abigoliah was on fire tonight! No theme, just topics that have occurred to her over the last 365 days. And we met Saffron, the youngest audience member by some years…! Fantastic vibe, great connection, enormous fun. A must-see!

The Edinburgh Fringe One-Weeker 2017 – Abigoliah Schamaun: Namaste, Bitches, 24th August 2017

Abigoliah NamasteAnd now it’s time for yet another favourite performer – fresh from last night’s Spank! (You love it!) it’s Abigoliah Schamaun with her show Namaste, Bitches at Belly Laugh @ Underbelly, Cowgate at 19:40 on Thursday 24th. Let’s take a look at the blurb: “What’s the point in pursuing enlightenment when you could just put your feet up and knock back a bourbon? And what passes for happiness these days? Abigoliah is a certified Bikram Yoga instructor; she’s run marathons and Tough Mudders, participated in Crossfit competitions… Why would she bother when you’re just as likely to find those sweet endorphins at the bottom of a pint glass? She dissects mankind’s relationship with wellness and happiness; a show for anyone who’s paused on a treadmill or over a shot glass and wondered ‘wait… what am I doing?’ ***** (ArtsAwardVoice.com).”

Abigoliah SchaumaunI love Abigoliah, she’s feisty and funny and fearless and all the other F words! I’m really looking forward to seeing her do her one-woman show because I bet it will be three parts goofy to one part sheer intelligence – or will that be the other way round? Check back around 9 pm to see how much we enjoyed it. By then the next preview blog should be available to read too.

A really great show from Abigoliah, mixing together so many threads and creating a delightfully surprising finale that will satisfy her childhood dreams. Very funny, but also rather moving, it invites you to analyse your own definitions of happiness and enlightenment, and appreciate how others see those hard to attain things. All that, yet it’s refreshing and bubbly and laugh out loud. We loved it. You should go see it! 

The Edinburgh Fringe One-Weeker 2016 – Spank! 27th August 2016

SpankFor our last show on Saturday night and indeed for us at the Fringe this year it’s our third and final visit to Spank! (We love it) this year. I can’t think of anywhere better to round off the perfect Saturday at the Fringe. It’s at midnight, at Belly Dancer @ Underbelly Cowgate and I’m expecting a marvellous time.

Danny O'BrienA reminder of the blurb: “Spank! returns for an incredible 13th year with sexy hosts, awesome comedians and the inevitable gratuitous nudity. With the most exciting comedy and cabaret talent on the Fringe, don’t miss the ‘best wild night out’ (Scotland on Sunday) at the festival! Spank! You love it! ‘This is what the festival should be about’ (List). ‘Legendary party night? Get down there right away!’ (Time Out). Previous acts include Rhys Darby, Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Josh Widdicombe, Adam Hills and many more! Ages 18+.”

Laura LexxOnce again our terrific hosts will be the incredible Mr James Loveridge and the delightful Miss Abigoliah Schamaun, and I’m partying till dawn. Well, at least until Mrs Chrisparkle says it’s time to go back to the hotel. Check back very late – or maybe tomorrow morning – to find out if it was the perfect send off, and thanks very much for following our antics at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe. If you’ve been up here too, I hope you had a ball!

Post-show update:

For our final Spank! James and Abigoliah were absent, off doing Spanktacular instead, so we had Danny O’Brien and Laura Lexx, and although they presented it efficiently they didn’t have the same chemistry together which was a bit of a shame. Still, the acts were great. Brilliant musical comedy (sex face) from Totally Wired; great material from Rory O’Hanlon and Dylan Gott; more musical mashups from Axis of Awesome; ridiculously funny book based material from Christopher Bliss, and absolutely top stuff from Leo Kyle and Janey Godley. The naked promo was provided by one of the show technicians – Dan – and he did it to raise money for the Anthony Nolan Trust. Brilliant night of comedy!

The Edinburgh Fringe One-Weeker 2016 – Spank! 25th August 2016

SpankFor last show on Thursday night it’s back for the second of our three Spankings this year, because, as the saying goes, we love it! It’s at midnight, of course, at Underbelly Cowgate (Belly Dancer) and will be the usual riot of unexpected misbehaviour and gentle teasings.

Abigoliah SchaumaunA reminder of the blurb: “Spank! returns for an incredible 13th year with sexy hosts, awesome comedians and the inevitable gratuitous nudity. With the most exciting comedy and cabaret talent on the Fringe, don’t miss the ‘best wild night out’ (Scotland on Sunday) at the festival! Spank! You love it! ‘This is what the festival should be about’ (List). ‘Legendary party night? Get down there right away!’ (Time Out). Previous acts include Rhys Darby, Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Josh Widdicombe, Adam Hills and many more! Ages 18+.” Looking forward to seeing our genial hosts again, the incredible Mr James Loveridge and Miss Abigoliah Schamaun, and I don’t expect to be in bed until very late. Check back very late – or maybe tomorrow morning – to find out just how spanklicious it was, and you can also find out about our first show for Friday.

Post-show update:

EstablishmentThis was a truly fun-filled Spank, and not just because of the guests! We started off with The Establishment, whom we had seen the day before at The Fainting Couch; then superb Canadian comic Allyson June Smith, making her UK debut Laura Prangley, hilarious Australian David Quirk, Emman Idama, Fraser Geesin and headline act Patrick Monahan. Naked promo was by Ellen who said she did it for fun and to promote good body image; but we later found out it was because her ex was at the same show with a new date! Patrick’s act was like a game show where Ellen (and her friend) got to choose a new date. James Loveridge’s mum and dad were in the audience and his dad was one of the contestants in the game show. You really had to be there! 

The Edinburgh Fringe One-Weeker 2016 – Spank! 22nd August 2016

SpankJust like last year, we’re going to see Spank! on Monday night because there’s no finer way to end the perfect day. If ever there was a justification for the old saying, You can’t have too much of a good thing – this is it. Our midnight show at Underbelly Cowgate (Belly Dancer) tonight is only the first of three that we have booked for this anarchically wonderful comedy melange.

James LoveridgeHere’s what the blurb has to say: “Spank! returns for an incredible 13th year with sexy hosts, awesome comedians and the inevitable gratuitous nudity. With the most exciting comedy and cabaret talent on the Fringe, don’t miss the ‘best wild night out’ (Scotland on Sunday) at the festival! Spank! You love it! ‘This is what the festival should be about’ (List). ‘Legendary party night? Get down there right away!’ (Time Out). Previous acts include Rhys Darby, Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Josh Widdicombe, Adam Hills and many more! Ages 18+.” Our hosts, like last year are the incredible Mr James Loveridge and Miss Abigail Schamaun, and I genuinely can’t wait. It’s going to finish at Whenever o’clock so check back much later on – or maybe tomorrow morning – to find out how much spanking took place. And you can also find out about our first show for Tuesday. Are we halfway through the week yet? Not quite! 

Post-show update:

I don’t know what it is about Spank (you love it) that I enjoy so much, but all through August before we came up to Edinburgh, I’ve been jealous of the people watching it whilst I was watching it patiently at home.  Tonight, as well as the fabulous Abigoliah and the sensational James, we had Ben who had an argument with Baccara, Martin Crozier who insisted I was a doctor, Conor (?) who had very slow cum, Andrea Hubert, who was so sensitive to her cancer suffering boyfriend, Lauren Pattison, the pride of Newcastle, Alex Kealy, who’s mum is fit and baby-faced Matt Green. Plus we had a real life fight – huge kudos to Paddy for taking control – and the Naked Promo was Ryan who was promoting a bar – Pollyanna’s I think. Fantastic night as always. Why weren’t you there?? 

The Edinburgh Fringe One-Weeker 2015 – Spank (for a third time)

SpankPerhaps it’s no surprise that our final show of the Edinburgh week is a third trip to see Spank, having enjoyed it so much last year it seemed to make sense to just keep going back his year, because every night is different. There’s not a lot more to say about Spank other than what I’ve already said in preparation for Monday night’s and Thursday night’s shows. Looking forward to an anarchic and unpredictable few hours in the company of James Loveridge, Abigoliah Schamaun and their assorted guests. Midnight at the Underbelly Cowgate, Belly Dancer is the time and the place. Hope our friends Lord Liverpool and the Countess of Cockfosters enjoy it as much as we do.

Abigoliah SchaumaunNo more preview blogs to add, but I will put up our final reactions to this show either before bed or tomorrow morning. If you’ve followed our Edinburgh adventure throughout the week, thank you for your attention and I hope it’s been of some interest. If there are any shows that I’m itching to write more about (and I am sure there will be), I’ll hopefully get round to those in the next week or two. Happy Fringing!

Update: 

A long late night with the Spank team is always a complete pleasure. Abigoliah and James were on top form and they presented the inventive Chaos Therapy, the punful Darren Walsh, the amazing Womanz, the young pretender Elliot Steel, a chap whose name I didn’t catch but had some great anti-elderly material, and the riotous Keith Farnan, who described Lord Liverpool and me as Statler and Waldorf. We also had Alfie Brown, for whom it all just didn’t work, sadly, and our naked promo was comic Danny O’Brien, who we saw on Monday. I can’t think of a better way to end our Edinburgh week! 

The Edinburgh Fringe One-Weeker 2015 – Spank (a second spanking)

SpankYes our final show of the night is the second visit this week to the Underbelly Cowgate (Belly Dancer) to see Spank, a riotous few hours spent in the company of James Loveridge, Abigoliah Schamaun, and a host of as yet unannounced guests. If you need reminding, here’s the deal: “Spank returns for an incredible 12th year with sexy hosts, awesome comedians and inevitable gratuitous nudity. You love it! ‘This is what the festival should be about’ (List). ‘Legendary party night … get down there right away!’ (Time Out).”

James LoveridgeWho knows what they will have in store for us tonight? I just hope it’s as good as it was last year! We’ll be starting here at midnight and going on till the wee hours. Maybe it’ll be best to check back in the morning for our reactions and to find out where we’ll be starting our Friday. Sleep well!

Update:

Spank (we love it) as funny as always, with our hosts on top form and a bunch of brilliant guests. We enjoyed sketch group Giraffe, Trinidadian Archie Maddocks, John Robertson of The Dark Room (he nicked my beer but was quite nice about it and good old James replenished me with a Sol), Papa CJ, Rhys Nicholson, Ian Smith, and Felicity Ward. The guys all struggled to be heard over the constant chat of a party of Underbelly box office girls who heeded not the beseech to “shut the f*ck up”, but never mind. And kudos to our naked promo, Tom who was representing a musical at 11:30 in the underbelly- but I can’t remember its name! Great night!

The Edinburgh Fringe One-Weeker 2015 – Spank!

SpankOne of the absolute highlights of our visit to Edinburgh last year was seeing Spank! on the Sunday night before we left to go home on the Monday. And ever since we decided to come back this year we’ve been looking forward to extra helpings of Spank, and our midnight show at Underbelly Cowgate (Belly Dancer) tonight is only the first of three that we have booked for this anarchically wonderful comedy melange.

James LoveridgeHere’s what the blurb has to say: “Spank returns for an incredible 12th year with sexy hosts, awesome comedians and inevitable gratuitous nudity. You love it! ‘This is what the festival should be about’ (List). ‘Legendary party night … get down there right away!’ (Time Out).” Last year’s brilliant host Lames Loveridge will be joined by Abigoliah Schamaun, who is new to us so I’m very much looking forward to seeing what she has up her sleeve.

Abigoliah SchaumaunIt’s going to finish at Whenever o’clock so check back much later on – or maybe tomorrow morning – to find out how much spanking took place. And you can also find out about our first show for Tuesday. Are we halfway through the week yet? Not quite! 

Update:

Spank (we love it!) was as brilliant as ever! James and Abigoliah were the perfect hosts and the place was pretty much packed out for a Monday night. I ended up on stage twice: first time was because a younger guy two spaces along was spitting image of me 30 years ago, so he got us up to compare. The second time was to receive and chew a Mintie from the warm undergarments of Miss Penny Greenhalgh, who had previously been roller blading with another guy from the audience – you had to be there. Other amazing acts included Christopher reading from his World War novel, Danny O’Brien discussing the ins and outs of cunnilingus (as you do), Woman, Matt Reed and Janie Godley. Brilliant stuff. 

And how could I forget the fantastic Billy, from The Big Breakfast, doing the naked promo! Good man!!