Yes, I know that strictly speaking the decade doesn’t finish until 31st December 2020, but I’ve been banging out this blog for ten years now so it seemed appropriate to add a further stack of celebratory awards to those I dished out a short time ago. Who would have foreseen that from 1st January 2010 to 31st December 2019 I would have seen 1,248 live productions, and reviewed about 99% of them? No wonder my fingers are hurting.
So it is my absolute pleasure to revisit the Chrisparkle Award holders of the past ten years, to celebrate their work and, invidiously, to come up with Decade Awards for each category – which, as I’m sure you’ll appreciate, is the Highest Honour the Committee Can Bestow. I’m sure if any of the following double-winners were to prove their success by printing off the details, they’d be entitled to at least a 10% discount in Pizza Express. So it’s not to be sneezed at.
I’ll keep the Awards in the traditional order, so we’ll start with Best Dance Production.
Over the decade I’ve seen 69 dance productions; but the individual annual winners have been from a select group of performers. Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo won once, Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake has won three times, and the Richard Alston Dance Company has won six times. Pretty solid and consistent work there!
How do you compare those three companies/dances, each at their finest? Skill? You can take that for granted. Sheer enjoyment? Each is fantastically enjoyable in their own way, and I don’t see a way of comparing along those lines. So I consulted Mrs Chrisparkle, and her suggestion was to compare one’s emotional response to each. She’s a wise woman, and no mistake. Therefore, and taking each winning performance separately, the top three performances were:
In 3rd place, Richard Alston Dance Company, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 4th October 2016
In 2nd place, Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo, Milton Keynes Theatre, 23rd March 2011
And the winner is: Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake, Milton Keynes Theatre, 4th February 2010
Possibly one of the most difficult awards to judge has been our next category, Best Classical Music Concert. From the 50 concerts I’ve seen over the years, by far the majority of which were performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, they in fact won nine of the ten annual awards, with 2015’s award going to the Worthing Symphony Orchestra for that year’s Malcolm Arnold Festival Gala. How do these individual concerts shape up as far as the Decade Award is concerned?
In 3rd place, Alexander Shelley Conducts Scheherazade, Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 14th April 2013
In 2nd place, Jan Mráček Performs Mendelssohn, Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 18th June 2017
And the winner is: Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Nigel Kennedy plays Brahms, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 2nd June 2012
Now we come to the award for Best Entertainment Show of the Decade. You know what an Entertainment show is? It’s anything that doesn’t fall into any of the other categories. Over the past ten years we’ve seen 80 such productions and they’re a wide range of shows, so comparisons are onerous as well as odious. However, it’s interesting to see that of the ten award winners, two were Palladium pantos, two were Sheffield pantos, two were regular Burlesque Shows at the Royal and Derngate, one was a Strictly spin-off, one a mime artist, one a spoof comedy-musical, and the last was a celebration of Stephen Sondheim’s 80th birthday! Let’s see who wins:
In 3rd place, The Boy With Tape On His Face is Tape Face, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 7th November 2016
In 2nd place, Dick Whittington, London Palladium, 29th December 2017
And the winner is: Forbidden Broadway, Menier Chocolate Factory, 27th July 2014
Next is a Big One, so to speak, it’s the Decade Award for the Best Star Standup. Since 1st January 2010 I have seen and written about 301 comedy shows – not just star standups, but also Screaming Blue Murders, comedians at Edinburgh, Leicester and elsewhere. That’s a lot of laughter. The annual award was introduced in 2011, so we have nine previous champions contending for the title – eight, actually, as Dara O’Briain has won twice. So here goes with these awards:
In 3rd place, Sarah Millican, Outsider, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 2nd July 2016
In 2nd place, Rob Beckett, Wallop, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 3rd October 2019
And the winner is: Marcus Brigstocke, Devil May Care, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 31st October 2018
And now on a more local level, here’s the Decade Award for the Best Screaming Blue Murder Standup. Our regular Friday (occasionally venturing into Saturday) evening comedy club at the Royal and Derngate continues to go from strength to strength and it’s very rare that a show isn’t sold out. We have seen some incredible comics there over the years, and I am delighted to announce the following gigs were the best we enjoyed:
In 3rd place, Paul Sinha, 2nd March 2012
In 2nd place, Daliso Chaponda, 28th April 2017
And the winner is: Markus Birdman, 8th November 2013
For the past three years there has been a Best of the Rest Standup Award – for performances from the Leicester Comedy Festival, Upfront Comedy clubs, Comedy Crate Edinburgh Fringe Previews and so on. Happy to announce that the Decade Award (although it should really be called the Three Year Award) goes to the extraordinary show that was: Just The Tonic Comedy Club with Johnny Vegas, Leicester Comedy Festival, Hansom Hall, Leicester, 25th February 2017
Time for another Biggie; the Decade Award for Best Musical. Please cut me some slack here, gentle reader. My favourite musical of all time, was, is and always will be A Chorus Line, and there was a terrific revival of it at the London Palladium in 2013. So, if I’m true to my word, that should win the Decade Award and the Best Actor Awards should probably go to its cast members. However, somehow, it’s not so straightforward. Over the past ten years I’ve seen 135 productions of musicals, and I’d like other shows to share in the glory. So, if you’re agreeable, I’d like to share this award between A Chorus Line and another show. Even if you aren’t agreeable, I’m still going to do it.
In the interests of giving everyone a fair crack of the whip, I’ve also separated the category into Best New Musical and Best Revival of a Musical, which is where we start:
In 3rd place, Half A Sixpence, Noel Coward Theatre, 29th December 2016
In 2nd place, Company, Gielgud Theatre, 2nd February 2019
And for Best New Musical of the Decade:
In 3rd place, Bend It Like Beckham, Phoenix Theatre, 10th February 2016
In 2nd place, The Book of Mormon, Prince of Wales Theatre, 2nd March 2013
And the winner is: Hamilton, Victoria Palace Theatre, 8th December 2018
Now it’s time for the Best New Play of the Decade. Over the past ten years, I’ve seen a whopping 557 plays, both new and old. As you can imagine, there’s plenty of stiff competition for these awards.
In 3rd place, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Derngate, Northampton, 24th March 2015
In 2nd place, The Lehman Trilogy, Piccadilly Theatre, 25th May 2019
And the winner is: One Man Two Guvnors, New Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham, 22nd October 2011
Equally difficult to choose, here’s the top three for the Best Revival of a Play – Decade Award.
In 3rd place, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Bridge Theatre, 13th July 2019
In 2nd place, King Lear, Minerva Theatre, Chichester, 6th October 2017
And the winner is: The Bacchae, Royal and Derngate at Northampton Chronicle and Echo Print Works, 16th June 2012
Let’s head further north for the next few Awards and consider those plucky performers at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Edinburgh Awards were introduced in 2014, and since then I’ve seen 266 Edinburgh Fringe performances. Let’s consider the first Award – Best Play of the Decade (well, six years):
In 3rd place, Trainspotting, In Your Face Theatre, 8th August 2014
In 2nd place, Us/Them, BRONKS, 25th August 2016
And the winner is: My Mate Dave Died, Sheffield University Theatre Company, 23rd August 2018</A>
And now it’s the Best Individual Performance in an Edinburgh Fringe Play –
In 3rd place, Chris Duffy, Fear No Colours, Tonight with Donny Stixx, 21st August 2018
In 2nd place, David Carl. Project Y, Trump Lear, 21st August 2019
And the winner is: Sam Redway, Knaive Theatre, Bin Laden: The One Man Show, 21st August 2017
For the Best stand-up comedy show in Edinburgh Award, for four of the five years, the annual Award went to Spank!, with Olaf Falafel’s There’s No I in Idiot just edging it for 2018. So I’m simply going to award the Decade honour to Spank!, and in honour of many happy revisits to that grimy den in the Underbelly Cowgate, here’s a link to our first visit, which encouraged us to keep going!
Carrying on, now it’s the Decade Award for Best Of The Rest in Edinburgh:
In 3rd place, The Lost Musical Works of Willy Shakes, 20th August 2019
In 2nd place, Garry Starr Performs Everything, 24th August 2018
And the winner is: Margaret Thatcher, Queen of Soho, 9th August 2014
Best Local Production – which, in fact, equates to the Best University of Northampton Acting/Acting and Creative Students productions over the past four years; the honour goes to Blue Stockings, University of Northampton BA (Hons) Acting, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 17th March 2016
Now it’s time to get personal again, and consider the best performances of the decade. First, Best Performance by an Actress in a Musical. And the top three are:
In 3rd place, Sheridan Smith in Funny Girl, Menier Chocolate Factory, 28th February 2016
In 2nd place, Rosalie Craig in Company, Gielgud Theatre, 2nd February 2019
And the winner is: Imelda Staunton in Gypsy, Chichester Festival Theatre, 11th October 2014
Now for the guys, Best Performance by an Actor in a Musical this Decade. The top three are:
In 3rd place, Dominic West in My Fair Lady, Sheffield Crucible, 5th January 2013
In 2nd place, John Partridge in La Cage Aux Folles, Milton Keynes Theatre, 12th August 2017
And the winner is: Charlie Stemp in Half A Sixpence, Noel Coward Theatre, 29th December 2016
Moving on – the end is in sight, ladies and gentlemen – Best Performance by an Actress in a Play this Decade.
In 3rd place, Penelope Wilton in Taken At Midnight, Minerva Theatre, Chichester, 11th October 2014
In 2nd place, Tracie Bennett in End of the Rainbow, Royal and Derngate Northampton, 18th February 2010
And the winner is: Dame Maggie Smith in A German Life, Bridge Theatre, 4th May 2019
And finally, Best Performance by an Actor in a Play this Decade (and they’re all Shakespearean roles which possibly says more about me than them!):
In 3rd place, Tom Mothersdale in Richard III, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 24th May 2019
In 2nd place, Derek Jacobi in King Lear, Donmar Warehouse Tour, Milton Keynes Theatre, 16th March 2011
And the winner is: Paapa Essiedu in Hamlet, Royal Shakespeare Company on tour at the Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 3rd March 2018
Thanks, gentle reader, for supporting and following my blog reviews. Here’s to the next decade!