Review – Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo, aka The Trocks, Milton Keynes Theatre, 2nd June 2026

For over fifty years now, The Trocks have been the foremost gender-skewering comedy ballet company (their words, but I couldn’t have put it better myself) in the world. Never surrendering their primary skill – being extraordinarily good exponents of classical ballet – and combining it with a unique comic slant, always affectionate and never cruel, makes them the must-see act in their field of entertainment. Fortunately for us, they have never confined themselves to their New York roots, but are constantly touring worldwide, including regular visits to the United Kingdom.

Their current tour started in Dublin in April, and has six more venues after Milton Keynes, before they return to the US of A. Their programmes invariably begin with their signature dish of Swan Lake Act Two, then there’ll be a pas de deux followed by another dance, topped off with the dying swan, and then a rumbustious final number to send everybody home happy. Why change a winning formula?

Each Trock adopts their own ballerina and ballerino, investing them with as much personality as they can get away with whilst still performing as a credible danseur/se. Harking back to the grand Russian tradition of classical ballet, many have outrageously Russki monikers: in the past we had the divine Comrade Ida Nevasayneva, and the matchless Larissa Dumbchenko, for example, as well as the famous and still current Legupski brothers, who, as the programme notes always insist, are not really brothers. As always, Natasha Notgoodenuff was not dancing last night, as she was winging her way on her usual errand of mercy to assist the ailing ballerinas at – this time – Les Grands Ballets Impérials de Luton. Poor Natasha’s always on the road.

Our Odette for Swan Lake was the always remarkable Varvara Laptopova (Takaomi Yoshino) who’s been with the Trocks for nearly eight years but still looks about sixteen. La Laptop’s pointe work is exceptional, and her spinnability is second to none. She was partnered with the delightfully bewildered Araf Legupski (Andrea Fabbri) and pestered by a hilariously fretful Benno danced by Jacques d’Aniels (Antonio Lopez). Von Rothbart was in the super capable hands of Yuri Smirnov (Robert Carter), hurtling around the stage like a wizard possessed, threatening swans left right and centre. The corps de ballet was the usual gathering of mismatched étoiles, their elegant smiles and dynamic pliés only surpassed by the occasional hairy chest. The quality of the dancing was immense, and the attention to comic detail brilliant.

Our pas de deux was from Le Corsaire, with M. D’Aniels, this time with feather in cap, partnering Maya Thickenthighya (a fresh reincarnation from new Trock Peter Gwlazda), an opportunity for both to show their amazing mastery of the art. The centrepiece was the perennial favourite, Go for Barocco, with six dancers intertwining some truly elegant shapes and routines with the Barocco trademark Olympic Road Race walk. I bet Bach never expected his Brandenburgh Concertos to be used for that. For the Dying Swan we welcomed the inimitable Olga Supphozova for a gorgeous swansong, the swan’s last minutes marked by her desperate attempt to reattach her dropping feathers before finally toppling over. No one executes the terminal fowl like Olga.

Our final dance was Valpurgeyeva Noch, a Bolshoi-ish extravaganza compete with fauns and nymphs, with Boris Dumbkopf (Takaomi Yoshino again) dominating the leaps as Pan but with all the artists of the Trockadero fully committed to make the night go with a bang. You always wonder what dance the Trocks will perform for their encore –  last night it was their irresistible homage to Mikhail Flatleyski and their Lord of the Dance.

A word of thanks to the remarkable Robert Carter, who is performing his final tour this summer. A stalwart of the company since 1995, a Trock beyond compare, who has served his time man and boy, swan and cygnet. We first saw him at the Wycombe Swan in 1998 and since then he’s done Olga and Yuri proud over the years. He’s one of those performers who make you realise that seeing their work is an immense privilege.

After Milton Keynes, they keep on trockin’ to Norwich, Canterbury, Blackpool, Edinburgh, Aberdeen and Buxton. Go see them while you can!

Five Alive, Let Dance Thrive!

Review – Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo, Peacock Theatre, 15th & 20th September 2018

What could be better than a return visit by Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo for the first time in three years in the UK? Answer: two return visits! Let me explain; for this first venue in the Trocks UK tour, they have been holding court at the Peacock Theatre for two weeks, with two different programmes illustrating their artistry and skills. And Mrs Chrisparkle and I were lucky enough to be able to see the shows on both the matinee of 15th September (Programme A) and the evening of the 20th (Programme B). Simples!

This is actually the eleventh season of visits from the Trocks that we’ve been delighted to see; our first exposure to them was back in 1998, when Comrade Ida Neversayneva was at the height of her powers, and young Olga Supphozova was just starting out. Today, La Supphozova is the Grande Dame of the Company, and new, younger stars are beginning to shine. Such is the way with the Trocks; every time they come back, we get a mixture of old favourites (Swan Lake Act II and the Dying Swan are an ever-present fixture) and some new delights.

As always, we start the show with some unexpected changes in the best tradition of Russian ballet, to the extent that the cast list in the programme is virtually meaningless! I wasn’t surprised that the mysterious missing Miss Natasha Notgoodenuff was winging her way on an errand of mercy, this time to help out the ailing ballerinas of Luton. Fortunately we were reassured that all of the ballerinas were in a very good mood for our performances. I’m sure we wouldn’t want it any other way.

Programme A kicked off, and it would be criminal if it didn’t, with Swan Lake Act II. A splendidly petulant Benno danced by William Vanilla (Noah Herron) and a suitably languid and emotionless Jacques D’Aniels (Joshua Thake) introduced us to a new star of the Trocks, the sensational Nina Enimenimynimova (Long Zou) as an immaculate Odette. If ever there was someone who embodies the spirit of the Trocks, it’s Mr Zou, because not only is he a sensational dancer – those pirouettes and placings were all brilliant – but he invests Miss Enimenimynimova with such a cheeky sense of fun; flirting with her leading man and with the audience, and delightfully taking the rise out of the classical traditions of ballet whilst giving them the utmost respect too. Superb.

After an interval, we were treated to the dubious pleasures of Patterns in Time, with a nod to the work of Merce Cunningham. This has also long been a favourite, not because of the dancing, which each time I forget to watch, but because of the hilarious po-faced shenanigans of the two musicians, creating sound effects from everyday odds and ends. This so beautifully mocks the “sound effect” accompaniments of modern dance, and Miss Supphozova (the inimitable Robert Carter) in particular made it impossible to watch the dance – I just love all those preparations in advance for just one note played on the recorder. Hilarious.

Then it was time for La Trovatiara (Pas de cinq) which we’ve not seen before, although I know it’s been in the Trocks’ rep for some time. This is a scene from an opera that Verdi could have written, if he was writing for a bunch of pirate girls off the coast of Tripoli. It’s brought to life superbly by the statuesque Eugenia Repelskii (Joshua Thake again) and the chirpy Guzella Verbitskaya (Jack Furlong Jr) amongst others. I particularly liked the moment when Miss Repelskii, supported herself on the heads of Marat and Sergey Legupski (Christopher Ouellette and Kevin Garcia) in order to get a proper twirl action going.

The Dying Swan was executed by Helen Highwaters (Duane Gosa), her fluffy feathers moulting madly as she first dances, then hobbles, her way across the stage. We all played along with the ridiculous over-reaction from the audience to confirm this as the sheer pantomime delight that it is. Maybe Miss Highwaters was a little too quick to encourage our applause, and found her way on and off stage through the curtains a little too easily? Comrade Ida would have milked another five minutes out of that act.

Our final piece was again new to me, the Underwater Scene from The Little Humpback Horse; music (which sounded a little scratchy at times) by Pugni, choreography by the great Petipa. Olga Supphozova completely stole it with an extraordinary sequence of pirouettes which left the audience thundering their applause. Beautifully danced and exquisitely costumed too – I really liked the headgear of the Medusas, like they were photobombing a bunch of jellyfish. For an encore, the Trocks turned into a kind of Tiller Girl act, with high legs kicking along to Sinatra’s New York New York.

Programme B started with a brilliant performance of Les Sylphides, with leading man Boris Mudko completely out of it on a mix of booze and Valium, or so it seemed. Once again La Eminemimynimova was on terrific form, and I loved the brilliant mix of dance and comedy throughout – including Miss Supphozova’s sleepwalking tumble into the auditorium, and Miss Repelskii’s perpetual attempts to take charge of the whole thing.

After another helping of Patterns in Time, we had the Pas de Six from Napoli, and some stunning choreography after August Bournonville which gave it a truly exquisite feel. Some beautiful elements danced by Miss Verbitskaya and Miss Repelskii, but for me the highlights were the two male soloists, Nicholas Khachafallenjar (Haojun Xie) and especially Boris Dumbkopf (Takaomi Yoshino) who was totally outstanding.

Our second Dying Swan was lethally executed by Olga Supphozova, in an amazing blend of pure beauty and frantic cygnicide; an absolutely classic performance. And the evening ended with another old favourite, Raymonda’s Wedding, with guest artiste Lagavulina Skotchroksova (Graham Sheffield) as the White Lady doing it for charity, and yet more superb performances from Miss Enimenimynimova as bride Raymonda, Boris Mudko (sobered up slightly) as her groom and some beautiful combinations of various Trocks in all the other roles.

The Trocks never fail to inspire, to entertain, to make you laugh and to make you gasp at their incredible strength, grace and agility. A worldwide treasure for us all to share! If you haven’t seen them before, no excuses, you must go! Their UK and Ireland tour takes them to Southampton, Newcastle, Hull, Dublin, Buxton, Cardiff, Canterbury, Nottingham, Inverness, Edinburgh and wrapping up in Belfast in early November. Sheer genius!