Review – Christmas Comedy Crate at the Charles Bradlaugh, Northampton, 14th December 2023

A packed house at the Bradlaugh yesterday saw a line-up that had changed over the weeks almost as frequently as we’ve had Prime Ministers, such is the world of live entertainment – you can never quite guarantee who you’ll be seeing! Nevertheless, the line-up looked extremely promising, as indeed it absolutely turned out to be.

Our host for the evening was local lad, Moulton’s own Ben Briggs, who loses no time trying to get to know the audience members. I think it’s fair to say he came up against some resistance with Dave, also from Moulton; but that was before any of us became acquainted with Ellie, who was shall we say not backward in coming forward. Both would feature quite a lot throughout the whole evening. It could have been worse – we might all have been from Newmarket (where Mr B proudly performed last week to several walkouts). There’s something about his faux-aggressive style that gets 90% of the crowd on his side but risks alienating the other 10%; as a result, we probably went into the first act with a slight nervous edginess to the atmosphere.

That first act was the excellent Ian Smith, a down-to-earth chap with a lovely sense of the ridiculousness of life which he uses to create some great comedy observations. Goole’s finest, he filled us in with the art of spotting benefit fraud, the optimum positioning for hands-on-hips, the dangers of Blackpool hotel bedrooms and the lengths some people will go to in order to complain to the BBC. If you’d seen Ian’s previous appearances courtesy of the Comedy Crate, then all this material would have been familiar to you, but fortunately it’s all good enough to enjoy the reminder, and his delivery is always spot-on. An excellent start to the evening.

Second up, and the only act who was new to us, was Laura Smyth, and what a fantastic entertainer she is. Larger than life and full of attack, her material comes from the familiar environment of one’s extended family – in her case husband, mother and daughter – but with such a fresh slant and a delightful honesty. I loved her observations about the McCanns and the state of sexual relations with her husband after ten years of marriage. She can literally have you shaking with laughter. Brilliant content and fantastic delivery, she truly nailed it.

Our headliner was Thomas Green, whom we had seen at the Comedy Crate Weekender only five months ago where he had previewed his End of Daze tour. He has an almost iridescent presence on stage, a big bundle of Aussie enthusiasm who Tiggers his way around the crowd, pouncing on anything and everything that the audience throws at him. This included Kate, who travelled around Australia for a year, but it took two years; that delightful moment of insanity fuelled so much of his routine. He has such a quick and sharp comic brain, which allows him to insert prepared sequences into his current impromptu conversations with audience with amazing ease. Whether he’s surviving Australian spiders, or falling in love with the first British accent he hears only to discover he set the bar low, his material is always ecstatically funny and was also completely different from the routines he gave us last time he was in Northampton. Definitely one of the top comics in the UK today, and a terrific way to bring the night to a conclusion.

That’s Comedy Christmas Part One at the Bradlaugh completed; can’t wait till Part Two comes around next Thursday!

Review – The Fair Maid of the West, Royal Shakespeare Company at the Swan Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon, 12th December 2023

There’s a moment near the beginning of Isobel McArthur’s updating of Thomas Heywood’s The Fair Maid of the West where a character picks up a copy of Heywood’s original text and points out that nothing you will see on stage tonight will ever change it, and he places it down out of harm’s way. For all you purists out there, be assured that the original remains safe and sound, ready to be performed on another day as its author intended, for time immemorial. And that’s a good lesson to learn where it comes to modernised versions of plays written centuries ago. But it does lead on to the question, where does a quirky modernised adaptation end and completely taking leave of your senses begin?

CastMind you, I do believe that there’s no point doing a cover version of a song unless you’re going to make it your own. Why go to all the bother just to emulate the way it was first recorded? You may as well simply enjoy the original. Isobel McArthur ran with that concept with the immensely successful Pride and Prejudice* (*Sort of), and now she’s done it again with a work that isn’t so well known as the Jane Austen, so has taken all the liberties with it that a free rein will allow.

The Open ArmsStrictly speaking, the show starts in the Swan Bar, half an hour before Curtain Up, where three talented musicians armed with their instruments and a tankard of ale, recreate a true pub atmosphere – and we’re talking spit and sawdust here, rather than gastropub. They are joined by members of the cast who contribute an appropriate karaoke number, and by the time you take your seats in the theatre you feel really warmed up by the whole process. So do make sure you don’t miss this additional element to the show.

Fair MaidDesigner Ana Inés Jabares-Pita has done wonders recreating three different types of pub establishment for the three main scenes of the production. You can almost smell the stale slops of Mild in the opening Plymouth scene; a warmer, smarter experience awaits us in the Cornwall pub; and by the time we get to the Spanish taberna you’re salivating for Jamón ibérico y Pedro Ximénez. It’s very much a production that appeals to all the senses.

A proposalThe story is fairly straightforward. Set in time of war with Spain, landlady Liz rejects a marriage proposal from Spencer – rich, but a drip and she barely knows him – and before you know it, a pub brawl has ended in murder and Liz has set up an empty pub in Cornwall belonging to her unsuitable suitor. Seeking to make it a quality establishment offering the best of experience all round, she engages various staff and helpers including Spencer, and an abundance of auditionees for the posts of pub entertainers. While Spencer is temporarily in Spain as a medical apprentice, word comes back that he has been killed. Unexpectedly grief-stricken, Liz decides to privateer it to Spain to bring back his body for a proper burial. However, an unexpected encounter with the King of Spain and his favourite, Duke de Lerma, brings a surprise denouement and a Happy Ever After. An everyday tale of simple folk, in fact.

WindbagIf you’re looking for out-and-out humour, look no further. There is so much to laugh at in this show, from a pretentious postman, recidivist rodents, a foppish king, knowing use of pentameter, outrageous anachronism of music, a stompy ballerina, a barbershop quartet… the list is genuinely endless. So much has been thrown at this show that inevitably whilst most of it lands, some of it pays the price of excessive excess. A quick example: incorporating the ever-popular Y Viva España as the theme to their sea crossing to Spain is comic genius – job done. Following it up with an unnecessary second verse “lays it on with a trowel” and reduces its impact.

In the pubPerhaps a surprising element us how the show plays with xenophobic stereotypes. The opening scene has a pub patron sounding off about the Spanish with sentiments that might have been written by Kelvin Mackenzie; he may just as well have added a Gotcha! for balance. This nationalism is beautifully turned on its head when our band of merry men and women arrive in Spain, where readers of El Sol say the same about the English. There is a hilarious scene where the King and Duke deride English traits and it hits home to the audience that you shouldn’t give it if you can’t take it.

LizHowever, the chief feel of the show is bonkers fun, with the emphasis on the bonkers. The cast chuck themselves into it with total relish and it gains strength from its superb ensemble feel. Amber James’ dominant characterisation of Liz sometimes feels like T S Eliot’s still point of the turning world (pretentious moi?) as the lone voice of practicality whilst madness ensues all around her – at least until she decides to make a ship out of bits of wood ripped from the bar counter. She is splendidly matched by Philip Labey’s idealistic lovelorn Spencer who quickly realises that empty gestures don’t get the girl.

Windbag againTom Babbage’s Windbag the postman is a delight, full of pretentious pontifications about all the things he’s done, none of which we believe, until the scene changes to Spain and we think again. Emmy Stonelake is excellent as Liz’s child sidekick Clem – a barrelful of half energy, half scorn. There are also outstanding characterisations from Matthew Woodyatt as the low-esteemed Bardolf, David Rankine as the effete King of Spain and Tommy the busker (who offered to show us to our seats for twenty quid), and Marc Giro as the Duke and a singing Guy Fawkes. But the entire cast and musicians contribute their all to making it a pretty mind-blowing experience.

KaraokeThere are moments of excess where a little trimming, and repeating the mantra less is more, might have made the show a little more digestible at times, but there’s no denying its heart and the commitment of everyone involved. Believe me – you will laugh a lot, and that’s its priority.

 

Production photos by Ali Wright @ RSC

4-starsFour They’re Jolly Good Fellows!

Review – The Silence and the Noise, Pentabus Theatre Company Streaming Online, 11th December 2023

Watching a play online may take us back to the miserable theatre-deprived days of the COVID pandemic, but one of the things that we did learn from that experience was how streaming digital theatre has a future beyond being simply a replacement for The Live Event. Tom Powell’s The Silence and the Noise originally toured the UK with English Touring Theatre in 2021/22, for which he won a Papatango Prize. He subsequently adapted it for film, and this production, shot entirely externally, premiered at the Vault Festival earlier this year and won two awards at the Broadstairs International Film Festival (Best Film and Best Actor) in November 2023. Having been re-released online it is now available for anyone to stream and watch for free – link at the bottom of the review!

Daize and BenBen and Daize are still both at school – but that’s where their comparative innocence ends. He’s a drug runner, at the beck and call of the never-seen Beetle, a man who runs his operation with brutal ruthlessness, who has no qualms about dishing out violent retribution against Ben if he makes any mistakes, and who controls Ben’s brain to the extent that Ben is convinced he has earned £11,000 for his work, but that Beetle is temporarily looking after it for him; hashtag #yeahright.

Ben and DaizeDaize meanwhile has a mother who is a drug addict; incapable of anything other than getting drug deliveries and administering it. There’s no one to care for Daize, who is reduced to living off cat food in the garden whilst still trying to do well at school. In an attempt to protect her mother and stop her from getting more drugs she arms herself with a knife to ward off any drug runner who tries to come near her – and that’s how she and Ben meet.

In troubleOver the next few weeks we see how their friendship grows, despite Daize’s disapproval of and contempt for Ben’s activities. She belittles him for being Beetle’s “little dog”, but when she sees the knife wounds on his chest caused by the angry and revengeful Beetle, she can’t help herself from doing that thing that takes us all back to our childhoods – she kisses it better. He says you have to learn from your mistakes, but does he? She issues an ultimatum for their continuing friendship – give the drug running up within the next month. But he’s trapped – can he break free from Beetle’s control? You’ll have to watch it to find out!

DaizeThis is an intense two-hander; with Ben and Daize constantly in each other’s company and sometimes very close camera work, it strongly gives you that sense that there is nowhere to hide. Tom Powell’s script pulls no punches with exploring the devastation that drugs can bring to everyone involved in the supply chain, but it’s done with an eloquent beauty and frequent poetic insights that help us place these two sad young people in the wider environment; both victims in their own way, and facing adult problems far in advance of their age, you do get occasional glimpses of the fact that they are just kids. Despite the wretched brutality of their existence, there is a gallows humour about it all too; it’s also heartwarming and – no spoilers – there is the suggestion of some cause for optimism at the end.

Rachelle DiedericksIt’s superbly performed by two of our best young actors. Rachelle Diedericks, whom I’m proud to say I first noticed five years ago as a brilliant young talent in The Band, and was a powerful Catherine in Headlong’s recent View from the Bridge, plays Daize with an excellent combination of terrified courage and helplessness, trying so hard to hang onto some elements of her youth in the face of true desperation. William RobinsonWilliam Robinson, fantastic in the RSC’s recent Julius Caesar, and giving a five-star performance as Darren in Bacon at the Edinburgh Fringe this year, excels as Ben, his confidence petering out with every setback and his vulnerability overwhelming his otherwise brash veneer.

TogetherPowerful and thought-provoking, The Silence and the Noise takes a serious subject and explores it seriously, whilst never losing sight of the youthfulness of our protagonists. And these two excellent performances will now never be lost as they are digitally preserved for ever! Highly recommended.

You can watch the play for free until March 2024 here.

Image credits: Luke Collins/Pentabus and Rural Media

4-starsFour They’re Jolly Good Fellows!

Review – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 10th December 2023

Hurrah for the return of the Panto season, and this year the Royal and Derngate are treating us to Evolution Productions’ Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, written, as usual, by Paul Hendy and directed by Emily Wood. Snow White has all the elements you need for a successful pantomime: a wicked queen, a wronged princess, a Prince Charming, a mock-evil henchman and a best pal gang leader; plus a cart of punful products and a haunted bench – and, of course, you also have The Magnificent Seven themselves – what more could you ask?

Snow White and ensembleEmily Wood’s production is big on pizazz – great lighting, courtesy of Mark Dymock, opulent and hilarious costumes thanks to Morgan Brind and Michael J Batchelor, and a whopping great sound coming from Uncle Gary Jerry’s three piece band. Paul Hendy’s script is full of humour and jokes – and, even when the joke is clearly aimed at the mums and dads rather than the kids – it’s always clean, so you can safely take Granny too. I memorised two brilliant jokes/lines and I’m still chuckling about them a day later but I won’t tell you them now because it will ruin it for you.

Muddles and NellieMost of the fun of course comes from the performances, and there is no shortage of top talent here! Joey Wilby has great interaction with the audience as Muddles, and all the kids (and that includes me) are chuffed to be in his gang. Lauren Lane is a fantastic Snow White, with a great voice, bundles of personality and a terrific comic delivery too. The scene where poor Snow White is laid out on her cottage catafalque, feared dead (oops spoiler, sorry) and has to be rescued with a kiss is a comic highlight of the show.  Marc Pickering’s Herman the henchman is a suspiciously malign presence Hermanuntil you realise he has a pure heart and his dream is to perform as Freddie Mercury. The sequence when his dream comes true is brilliant – both musically and comically – and the whole theatre roars with approval.

Top of the bill Strictly champ Ore Oduba gives us a very suave Prince Charming – he’s Prince Charminghandsome and he knows it – and he uses his superb voice to brilliant effect in some great numbers. It was definitely charming to see how well Dear Evan Hansen’s You Will Be Found fits in with the panto! Wendi Peters leaves no evil stone unturned as the Wicked Queen, cackling WIcked Queenaway with malicious glee as she tries to keep Princey to herself, and disguising herself as the old woman who offers Snow White the poisoned apple so effectively that the kids who were sat around us in the theatre gasped with shock when she revealed herself!

Mirror and QueenAnd Northampton favourite Bob Golding was our dame – as usual – bringing Nurse Nellie to life with a range of fetching outfits, playful physical comedy, and spending the entire show keeping her new boyfriend – front stalls Dave – dangling on a thread of almost-lustful desire. Hats off to Dave, by the way – he was a complete trouper when he joined Muddles on stage for the Apples and Bananas song.  The Man in the Mirror, who cannot but tell the truth, is Northampton’s own Alan Carr; he’s not really there, boys and girls, but his virtual presence sparks off a lot of camp humour. And the powerful ensemble of six singers and dancers give excellent support to the entire production.

Snow White and DwarfsBut I think my favourite part of the show was those seven funsters down the diamond mine – the Dwarfs. Paddy Holden’s Groover proving himself as a disco king, Kain Francis’ Loopy toppling over every time Alireza Sarebani’s Sniffly sneezed, and Jack Hilton’s Kevin going from I hate girls to I think I know why girls are nice after he gets a kiss from Snow White, the characterisations are great and they brighten up the stage every time they come on. And they are a tremendous addition to Herman’s musical fantasy – terrific entertainment.Finale

A fun, vibrant panto for all the family with loads of laughs, great music and happy memories to take home with you. And remember boys and girls, if a strange woman offers you an apple – just say no!

Production photos by Pamela Raith

4-starsFour They’re Jolly Good Fellows!

Review – Comedy Crate at V&B, Northampton, 5th December 2023

The Comedy Crate took over the upstairs room at V&Bs yesterday for another cracking night of comedy in one of Northampton’s most upmarket venues! The layout and seating had improved from the last show back in October and the town’s comedy fans enjoyed a veritable feast of hilarity from start to finish with four cracking acts all on top form.

Our host, as in October, was local lad Pete Teckman, a jovial japester with an easy style, and a nice way of getting comedy gold from the audience, which this time included my father-in-law, Lord Prosecco, explaining the secret of his youth much to the embarrassment of Mrs Chrisparkle and myself. Pete got to know the marital ins and outs of a few of the punters, and I loved his unique take on connubial Wordle.

Our first act, and new to us, was Michelle Shaughnessy, a smart talking cookie from Toronto, coping with a long-distance relationship, and offering brilliant observations about stalking her husband and some blistering couple of lines about landing strip lady gardens. At some point during her routine she twigged that the average age of the V&B audience definitely falls on the mature side, and she nicely tweaked her material to suit us. Confident, ascerbic and very funny, she was a great start to the evening.

Next up, and also new to us, was Kent Cameron, a massive scary deep-voiced pale Scottish ginger, who’s obviously as soft as cottage cheese, and he plays on that juxtaposition between appearance and content absolutely beautifully. He sets up a brilliant rapport with the crowd and we all loved him. He has terrific material – which sounds like it should be challenging but is truly good-natured – about his acromegaly, a form of gigantism. And he finished his set with one of the funniest sequences of stand-up I’ve ever heard, his account of being on the receiving end of a colonoscopy – something that the average age of the audience meant we all knew a lot about. A fantastic new find.

Our headliner, and someone we’ve seen many times, was the irrepressible Roger Monkhouse, with his superbly structured comedy of middle-aged ennui, disdain of young people (not many of those in last night!) and delightfully unreasonable anger at the world in general. A self-confessed 58-year-old, his set was full of hilarious observations, framed by his wonderfully self-deprecating comic persona, and all beautifully delivered. He had us all in the palm of his hand – even if most of us were thinking he was a trifle on the young side.

One of those excellent comedy nights when everyone was a winner. The Comedy Crate return to V&B next year, but meanwhile I’m looking forward to their next show at the Charles Bradlaugh on 14th December!

The Points of View Challenge – Patricia, Edith and Arnold – Dylan Thomas

Dylan Marlais Thomas (1914 – 1953)

Welsh poet and writer of short stories and screenplays.

Patricia, Edith and Arnold, first published in the collection Portrait of the Artist as a Young Dog in 1940.

Available to read online here.

This is the first of eight stories in the volume Points of View to be given the style classification by Moffett and McElheny of Biography, or Anonymous Narration – Single Character Point of View. From their introduction: “The authors of the next stories do not refer to themselves or tell us how they know what they know. But, of course, there is no narrative without a narrator. True, he does not identify himself, but the materials, the way they are put together, and the choice of words are all his.”

Spoiler alert – if you haven’t read the story yet and want to before you read the summary of it below, stop now!

Patricia, Edith and Arnold

 

Our narrator is fully preoccupied with the playing and games of a young boy, backing his invisible engine into the coal hole, saluting a fireman, being King of the Castle; whereas the boy is occupied with the secret conversations between Patricia, who is looking after him, and Edith, the maid who lives next door. They’re both anxiously planning about how to meet Arnold. Arnold is a young man who has been stringing them both along, seeing Edith on Fridays and Patricia on Wednesdays, writing them both love letters without having any idea that they knew of each other’s existence.

They take the boy to the park – it’s snowing and he’s excited to make a snowman. He’s also quietly curious about meeting Arnold. And while the two women confront the man about his duplicity, the boy runs around teasing, playing and calling out names. Much to Edith’s remorse, Patricia forces Arnold to confirm that it’s she whom he really likes. But when the boy later realises he has left his cap behind, he quietly discovers Arnold reading Edith’s letters, turning them over in his hands; he doesn’t see the boy, and the boy doesn’t tell Patricia what he saw.

This is a subtle, introverted little tale, where the substance of what actually goes on is related to the reader at a tangent to the boy’s games. He doesn’t fully appreciate the truth behind the meeting between Arnold and the two women, and he doesn’t understand why it appears to have such a profound effect on them. It’s just one of those little moments in childhood when you get swept up in an adult activity that you know is important and significant, without having the experience or insight to grasp it fully.

Delicately written and occasionally deliberately obscure, it’s a curious, satisfying read about a domestic, romantic crisis seen through the opaque understanding of the boy. Perhaps it’s even more curious that Dylan chose to not to have the boy narrate the story himself; the presence of the unnamed narrator adds a further dimension of distancing from the nub of the action.

The next story in the anthology is the second to be classified by Moffett and McElheny as Biography, or Anonymous Narration – Single Character Point of View, Horses – One Dash by Stephen Crane.

Review – The Box of Delights, RSC at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon, 20th November 2023

There’s no escaping it – Christmas is coming. The streets of Stratford-upon-Avon are glittering with sparkly lights, snowflakes are projected onto the side of the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, and, inside, the RSC’s Christmas production of John Masefield’s much loved children’s book, The Box of Delights, adapted by Piers Torday, is well underway. I say “much loved”; I believe that to be the case, but the book never crossed my path during my childhood or indeed the intervening years. So I went to this production without a preconceived notion of what my ideal Box of Delights would look like.

Kay HarkerKay Harker (funny name for a boy?) is entrusted with this magical box that can basically allow him to do anything. Time travel, flight, shrinking – you name it, the box can do it. Unsurprisingly there are villains out there who would do anything to get their hands on it. But Kay is not the kind of lad to let them get away with anything so unscrupulous as box theft. Cue a lot of sinister looking and sounding baddies wreaking havoc with the great and the good of Tatchester, leading to the big question: will Kay be able to save Christmas? (Spoiler – yes, he does.)

CastI get the feeling that criticising the book and the tale told within it would be committing a cardinal sin – like picking a fight with Moses because you weren’t happy with all ten commandments. It has such a high reputation that you’re on a losing streak if you don’t appreciate it. I have to say that for me personally the story and structure weren’t really my cup of tea; but I know I am in a minority.

PhoenixSo what kind of box of delights is it? It’s a fair mix of scrummy caramels and hazelnut whirls but also with a few uneaten strawberry cremes left behind when the rest of the box has long been scoffed. Production-wise, it’s got a lot going for it. Ben McQuigg and his merry band play Ed Lewis’ score with affection and crispness, contributing significantly towards creating a Christmas vibe. Tom Piper’s set is one of the busiest you’ll ever see on stage, with more nooks and crannies than you can shake a stick at. But it works very well to emphasise the magical elements of the story, with unexpected hideaways for scrobbled individuals (see the show and you’ll understand), and it blends with Prema Mehta’s lighting perfectly, as mood after mood is innovatively suggested against the architectural or domestic backdrop.

BarneyAll the puppetry is excellent, including a very ethereal and proud phoenix; but Barney takes the biscuit for endearing puppet doggies. Accompanied by Rhiannon Skerritt, Barney is perhaps the most lifelike dog (who isn’t really a dog) I’ve ever seen on stage. Not overplayed, not stupidly exhibitionist, but just a lovely, cuddly, friendly dog whom you want to take home with you. He really should have his own TikTok account.

ColeMy main problem with the show was that I found it surprisingly hard to follow. It’s rather stodgy and heavy going at times and the use of English and the accents employed are often stilted and tiresome. Many of the characters are the most exhaustingly posh specimens to be found on a stage, and I did wonder quite how relatable they, and their story, are to modern day audiences. If only the Five Go Mad in Dorset team had seen this first, they would have had a field day! The second act drove the story along a little more clearly but even then, it still got bogged down at times.

PouncerThat said, Stephen Boxer is very impressive as Cole Hawlings/Grandad, full of kindly care and wise words, and a splendid stubborn resistance against the baddies. Nia Gwynne makes for a lively and sparky Pouncer the thieving “Witch”, Callum Balmforth a suitably heroic Kay and Jack Humphrey a delightfully self-aware silly ass of a Peter. There’s excellent support throughout the cast including Timothy Speyer’s nicely pompous Bishop, Melody Brown’s over-enthusiastic Mayor, and Tom Kanji’s snidely sneering Charles.

KidsIf 1930s children’s nostalgia is your thing, then all your wants will be met. It’s a highly competent production and full of Masefieldesque charm; it would have been nice if it had all been just a little more fun.

 

Production photos by Manuel Harlan

3-starsThree-sy Does It!

Review – British Comedian of the Year Semi Final, The Comedy Crate at the Charles Bradlaugh, Northampton, 19th November 2023

Once again the Comedy Crate put the laugh into Bradlaugh with another fun-filled evening of top quality comedy. And once again they host a round in the British Comedian of the Year – progressing from a heat last year to a semifinal this year – next year, surely, they’ve got to host the Final! There’s always a great vibe at the Bradlaugh for Comedy Crate nights, but for this show there was a tangible sense of occasion too; everyone was really up for a great night of comedy – and the eight contestant comedians rose to the challenge.

Our host, new to us, as were all but one of the acts, was Jake Steers, Hemel Hempstead’s finest export, and he had plenty to contend with; second-row Lee sending him a series of curveballs and the accountants’ night out in the front row not being the easiest bunch from whom to coax comedy gold. He explained the set up would be three comics then an interval, then another three, and an interval, and finally the last two comics and the voting. We could all download a QR code which would take us to an online voting form, where we could select our favourite two performers. Northampton’s comedy scene is nothing if not high tech.

The winner receives the numerically palindromic sum of £10,001, which I note hasn’t gone up with inflation. If I were this year’s winner, I’d complain. Each contestant gets approximately ten minutes to deliver their best short sharp routine, and despite the lineup being a little short on diversity (eight white men, but that’s no one’s fault) the variety of material and styles was truly impressive.

First up – and in a change to the advertised billing – was Currer Ball, a genial Glaswegian with a likeable personality and a confident manner, who based his routine on his girlfriend who doesn’t exist, and on the consequences of playing games, including an agonising round of Twister. Very good delivery, although some of his material didn’t quite land properly. Act Number 2 was Dean Coughlin, a Liverpudlian with a deceptively laid-back manner and presentation, who had the audience in fits of laughter many times during his short set, with a combination of excellent material and spot-on delivery.Act 3 was Michael Shafar, who has a more sophisticated and cosmopolitan air to him, and whose set revolved around his survival from testicular cancer and being Jewish. Some fairly hard-hitting jokes there, and you have to be right on top of your material to get away with holocaust humour, but he went down well with the audience and nailed most of it.

Act 4, and the only comedian we had seen before, was Mike Cox, who delivered a great, confident set about his domestic relationships; some fairly familiar subject matter but spun in a completely different direction which was absolutely brilliant.Act 5 was Stephen Cookson, a slightly more mature kind of guy who has a stock of one-liners and tends towards the absurd. He has a very warm approach to the audience though, and the one-liners that worked were fantastic. We won’t mention the ones that didn’t.Act 6 was Fred Ferenczi, a quietly spoken, dour chap whose humour is based on the difference between the persona he presents and his subject matter. He laments that he is from Aylesbury and slags it off mercilessly. It makes a change from comedians coming to Northampton and slagging our town off. However, I lived in and around Aylesbury for decades and it really isn’t that bad.

Act 7 was Garrie Grubb who has an excellent presence but never quite hit his stride; and when he suggested that some of the audience might be homophobic that was a bit of a turn-off for all of us. Northampton audiences are all sorts of things but homophobic is not one of them. Our final act was Dane Buckley, a fascinating mix of Indian, Irish and gay, with a sprightly delivery and some excellent and inventive material, including possibly the best joke of the night involving his coming out to his Indian grandmother.

We had five minutes to vote and the runner-up was Dean Coughlin and the winner Mike Cox. It was a fabulously entertaining evening and the audience clearly loved every minute of it. Good luck for Messrs Cox and Coughlin for the rest of the competition and commiserations to everyone else. Normally if you were to see a mixed bill of eight comedians you might expect to see at least one dud amongst them – but not last night. The standard was very high. If I were to choose a third placed comic it would be Dane Buckley – I think he was unlucky to have such high quality competition.

Our next Comedy Crate gig will be back at V&B’s bar on Tuesday 5th December. Should be another great night!

Review – Do I Love You? John Godber Company at the Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 14th November 2023

John Godber’s Do I Love You?, currently touring until early next year, is primarily a love letter to Northern Soul. Confession time: I don’t know much (anything, really) about Northern Soul. I can’t say it ever permeated to the Chiltern village where I was brought up. I knew Skiing in the Snow by Wigan’s Ovation and Footsee by Wigan’s Chosen Few, but that’s it; unless you count The Goodies’ Black Pudding Bertha (she’s the queen of Northern Soul) – but I don’t think you can. It’s a musical subculture that is clearly deeply loved, and maybe its general secretiveness is a major part of its appeal. Certainly, the very full audience at the Royal last night was packed with Northern Soul admirers who swung along to the various tracks that are scattered through the show.

It’s a deceptively simple play; three twenty-somethings who all grew up together in Hull find their chosen career paths halted by Covid and end up all working at the same fast food drive-through. Sally and Kyle have been besties since playschool, and Nat joined them not much later. One night, they chanced upon a club – the Beachcomber – Cleethorpes for an all-nighter of Northern Soul music, only £3 to get in, where they were amazed to find they were the youngest people there. In a beautiful realisation of the arrogance of youth, they ask themselves how the heck did all these old people learn these dance routines? Their aim is to take their Northern Soul dance act to the Tower Ballroom Blackpool, but only if Sally thinks they’re good enough; it’s as though she’s her own Craig Revel-Horwood. I had no idea that Northern Soul had its own dance style by the way, apparently a kind of sliding gliding that relies on talc and balance.

At the interval, I was feeling this was a modest, underachieving little play. It has a very in-house feel about it, being the John Godber Company production of a John Godber play, directed by John Godber and with John Godber’s daughter among the cast of three. Rather than using a Paul Mathew style pantechnicon, you can imagine them transporting the set and props from venue to venue using a local man with a van. There was no programme – at least not at last night’s performance – so I can’t name and shame whoever was responsible for the totally inadequate lighting, with members of the cast performing in shadow during some scenes.

I was also underwhelmed by the script which I found repetitive, rather dull and lacking that usual John Godber wit. There should be a legal limit on the number of times the phrase do you want fries with that can be repeated in a play. Yes, we get the drift that it’s designed to show that their jobs were repetitive and dull but is it fair to subject the audience to the same level of repetition with such diligence?!

However, the scene just before the interval started to show some promise. Our trio have discovered the Cleethorpes club and have felt its vigour and emotion coursing through their veins for the first time. And it was also the first time that the characters truly came to life. And after the interval, the drive and power of the play continued to burst through the writing. Despite the rather heavy-handed speech by an old-timer (67 years old) at the club about the tradition, heritage, and true meaning of Northern Soul, you begin to realise that this is a celebration of the purity of one’s art. Sally is caught up in an artistic stasis – she can’t dance to it, she can’t sing along, all she can do is watch in awe at the effect the music has on her and others. She realises this thing is bigger than any of them.

The play also takes on other social issues; not only the devastation caused by Covid, but the general austerity and lack of opportunity in the north that determines one’s complete lifetime. It highlights a problem that’s rarely considered – what happens when a younger person lives with an older person as their carer, and then they die. In an affluent society that means they inherit the property. But in Sally’s world that renders you homeless.

The three likeable young actors are all superb in their roles and work together as a brilliant ensemble. Chloe Mcdonald accurately portrays Nat, that character who is the third member of a group of three, knowing she can never quite achieve the same bond as the other two. Emilio Encinoso-Gil has an excellent sense for the comedy in some of the best lines as wannabe musical theatre performer Kyle, whose lofty ambitions led to two years dressed as a crocodile. But it is Martha Godber’s Sally who is the lynchpin, and through whom we see the progress of the trio; funny, bossy, caring but also at times completely unreasonable, she gives a terrific performance of a very credible and well-rounded personality.

I was at times reminded of the Victoria Wood sketch where Jim Broadbent is the long-suffering playwright who lives and breathes the pain and misery of the north and is motivated to create his epics to reflect the douleur of the dockers, the railway workers and the steel workers – but lives comfortably in Chiswick. I’m not saying Mr Godber is that person, but the play does have a huge I love the north and all its pain atmosphere about it. Its romanticised and sentimental view of the affection for Northern Soul and its roots is both its strength and its weakness. Mrs Chrisparkle thought they missed a trick by not including a whippet. Clearly she has no heart.

The Northampton audience – mainly made up of people of a certain age who could easily have been at that Cleethorpes club – absolutely loved it. If you’re an aficionado of Northern Soul, you will too. As for the rest of us, there is plenty to admire, but also a little to be cynical about.


3-stars
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Review – Close Up, The Twiggy Musical, Menier Chocolate Factory, London, 22nd October 2023

I was having second thoughts about seeing this show because the opening a few weeks ago was greeted with a swathe of very iffy reviews. But I can never resist a Menier Sunday matinee, no matter what the show is; and all I can say is, gentle reader, never trust a critic. They (and I include my humble self here) don’t know what they’re talking about. Close Up – The Twiggy Musical is a complete winner from start to finish. In fact it’s rare to find a production that’s outstanding in virtually every department.

For the youngsters among you, Twiggy was the affectionate nickname given to the young (very young, as it turns out) Lesley Hornby back in the mid 1960s, a naïve girl from Neasden who was catapulted to stardom through a modelling career that has certainly lingered over the decades, as has the affection the British public have for this true sixties icon. Ben Elton’s book and lyrics take the form of a kind of a musical docudrama, with Twiggy herself (as performed by Elena Skye) narrating the story of her life,all pleasingly punctuated by vignettes with her parents, Norman and Nell, her best friends Cindy, Sally and Kay, and the major influences on her life, including manager/lover Justin de Villeneuve and first husband Michael Witney. All this is set alongside a musical kaleidoscope of memorable 60s and 70s hits, played by Stuart Morley’s terrific band, and performed with gusto and emotion from the brilliant ensemble cast.

It’s full of funny asides, with loads of nicely judged interaction with the audience so that the fourth wall is in a virtual state of ruins. Elton’s script depicts Twiggy as her own worst enemy; for example, when everyone tells her that she should do X she always does Y (they told me I should leave him, so what did I do? I married him!) Whilst never shying away from the grim reality that frequently lurks barely beneath the surface – underage sex, mental health issues, business disasters, etc – the characters always remain positive and optimistic, always see the best in a situation, and always look to learn from harsh experience to make things better in the future. This helps towards creating a truly feelgood show, full of humour, emotion and life events that we can all recognise.

All the creative team make massive contributions to the success of the show. Timothy Bird’s set is beautifully simple, with just a projection screen at the back of the stage and a white roll of film running out from it across the floor. Tim Blazdell’s video design utilises that screen and the back projection wall to terrific effect with contemporary images and films. Philip Gladwell’s lighting design is 100% fab, with psychedelic flashes and moods in all the colours of the swinging sixties, and Jonathan Lipman’s costumes are absolutely spot on in reflecting the daring styles, lurid colour combinations, outlandish fabrics and so on that made the 60s so special. Jacob Fearey’s stunning choreography is full of carefree abandon, love of life, and truly feeling the groove; the ensemble dancers fill the relatively small stage of the Menier with an overwhelming sense of exhilaration and fun.

The whole show revolves around Elena Skye’s performance as Twiggy. She completely looks the part, she has an engagingly honest relationship with the audience, and gives an excellent sense of a character who is frequently out of her depth, anxiously biting her lip, but always willing to give-it-a-go. She was by far the best thing about last year’s touring production of We Will Rock You and, if anything, she is even better in Close Up.

There are also tremendous performances from Steven Serlin and Hannah-Jane Fox as her parents. Both are blessed with invigorating and expressive voices; Mr Serlin imbues Norman with true warmth and kindness throughout, and comes across as a Dad in a Million. He’s also a devil with those marvellous impersonations of 60s and 70s interviewers! Ms Fox conveys Nell’s sadness and frustration with her own mental health but also overflows with pride and shows how superbly she would encourage her daughter always to be the best she can. Aoife Dunne gives a hilarious performance as Twiggy’s occasionally foul-mouthed friend Cindy, whilst Beth Devine is also impressive as the ever-supportive Sally,and Lauren Azania AJ King-Yombo excels as her friend Kay, with a beautiful ability to cut the cr*p and tell harsh truths where necessary. Darren Day uses his terrific voice to great effect as Michael Witney, with very moving renditions of Without You and The Air That I Breathe – his Jekyll and Hyde transformations between sober Michael and drunk Michael work very well, and I almost – not quite, but almost – felt a drop of moistness in my eye during his final scene.

Stealing every scene he is in is a tremendously funny and quirky performance by Matt Corner as Twiggy’s Svengali (they hated that word) Justin de Villeneuve. Taking the Mickey out of the character even before he’s on stage, Mr Corner gives him boundless arrogance and endless shiftiness; a brilliant portrayal of someone who blagged their way to success and had absolutely no qualms about creaming the top off other people’s achievements whilst all his own sparkle was a mere façade.Superb.

The show runs at the Menier until 18th November, but there’s barely a ticket to be had; all I can suggest is that you keep an eye out for returns. Surely this must have a life afterwards! A show that sends you out of the theatre bristling with energy and that sense of privilege that you’ve seen something incredible.

Five Alive, let Theatre Thrive!