Review – Titanique, Criterion Theatre, London, 27th December 2024

Titanique sails into London riding the crest of a wave of compliments from its productions off-Broadway, in Australia and in Canada. With a preview schedule almost longer than James Cameron’s original film, and very decently priced seats for the West End, it was the perfect choice for the first show of our post-Christmas London theatre splurge. Talking of the film, we’d never seen it (yes, I know) and decided that we should watch it before seeing this show – and it was the wisest of moves. If you’ve never seen Titanic, Titanique will make little sense. However, if you have seen it, you’ll realise that this is a dream of a parody show that hits the ground (sea?) running and never lets up with its amazing energy and blistering humour for a full 100 minutes and no interval.

The premise is, admittedly, bizarre. Suspend your disbelief and imagine that one of the passengers on the Titanic’s one and only sailing was Canada’s gift to the world of showbusiness, Celine Dion. Let’s face it, it would have been the perfect journey for such a top celeb. Celine takes us through those fateful few days of navigational disaster, introducing us to Rose (Kat Ronney), Jack (Rob Houchen), the ghastly Cal (Jordan Luke Gage), the unsinkable Molly (Charlotte Wakefield) and Rose’s awful mum Ruth (Stephen Guarino).The ship builder, played in the film by Victor Garber, is here played as Victor Garber (played by Darren Bennett); the iceberg, portrayed in the film as an early CGI piece of cellophane, is here represented with much more pizzazz by Layton Williams. We also get to meet Peabo Bryson, Tina Turner, and Luigi from Super Mario, and are treated to several numbers from the Celine Dion playlist, although I can’t recall her version of Who Let The Dogs Out. All very 1912, as I’m sure you’ll agree.

The only thing this show lacks is subtlety; everything else it has in abundance. Adam Wachter’s four-piece band produces more depth, volume and musical brilliance than you can imagine, filling every inch of the intimate setting of the Criterion Theatre. There’s a bright and inviting set, the costumes and lighting are excellent, and the use of props hilarious – we finally get to discover what the original use was for that vital door that eventually carries our heroine Rose to safety (you’ll never guess). And the eight-strong cast all put in an extraordinary performance of commitment, comedy and incredible musicality.

For our performance, Celine Dion was played by understudy Kristina Walz and she is stunning. Her portrayal is so accurate, so mischievous, yet so affectionate too, that La Dion could have been in the room. I’ve never really been that fond of My Heart Will Go On (I’m more of a Think Twice man, personally) but she gave it such power and meaning that I’ve had to change my mind. It’s a brilliant performance. Musically, every single member of the cast gives a truly star performance that it takes your breathaway – Jordan Luke Gage has a superb voice that comes through in every number, Charlotte Wakefield’s All By Myself is stunning and Layton Williams channelling his Tina Turner with an incredible River Deep Mountain High is probably the highlight of the show. Stephen Guarino’s endless bitchy asides as the dreadful Ruth keep you in stitches, but the whole cast perform with such heart and a thrilling enjoyment of what they are doing that you feel yourself tingle with pleasure throughout the show.

Yes, there were one or two punchlines that didn’t quite work but that’s the beauty of an extended preview run, and I am sure that when the show is fully established this will be an unmissable winner. Currently scheduled to run until the end of March, but surely that will be extended. A lethal combination of musical brilliance and comic genius, and I can’t wait to go again.

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Review – South Pacific, Chichester Festival Theatre, 25th August 2021

A mere 18 months after we originally booked it, after the first Covid cancellation, then a further enforced rearranged date because theatre social distancing didn’t keep up with Johnson’s unfurling summer road map, seven of us eventually descended on our favourite stately Sussex city to see Daniel Evans’ new production of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s 1949 musical.

“South Pacific? Isn’t that a cheesy old show that has no relevance to today?” I hear you ask. You’d be so wrong. My only previous exposure to the show was seeing a plucky amdram performance 25 or so years ago and a couple of well known scenes from the film; plus, of course, Morecambe and Wise’s iconic addition to the Nothing like a Dame archive. As one of our group remarked during the interval, when you see There is Nothin’ Like a Dame in the full context of the show, you realise it isn’t a cheeky and oblique comment on how nice it would be to have a bit of feminine company around you to cheer the place up. It’s actually an observation that these guys are sex-starved and desperate for a damn good rogering.

And that’s at the heart of why this show feels so relevant today. What, on the surface, seems rather coy and polite, conceals an undercurrent of harsh reality. When the female ensigns sing that they’re gonna wash that man right out of their hair, what they’re actually proposing is breaking up relationships and depriving children of a mother on a whim. When Bloody Mary sings of the beautiful mysterious island Bali Ha’i to Cable it isn’t just a travel advert for sun, sand and palm trees, it’s an entrapment to get him to meet her daughter Liat in the hope that they will hit it off. And when she then encourages him to talk Happy Talk to her, she’s beseeching him to agree to an arrangement between them that will rescue Liat out of their war torn Polynesian island and provide her safety in the good ol’ US of A. When he reveals that he cannot marry her because of his conservative upbringing and that a dark-skinned woman would never be accepted by his Princeton-funding family, the confirmation that Mary and Liat are second class citizens leaves both them and the audience disgusted and furious.

But this isn’t the main focus of the racism in this show. Our heroine, Nellie, with whom we laugh, whose spark and spirit we love and admire, whose singing enthrals us, and whom we trust will have a great loving relationship with Emile and settle down happy ever after, stuns us with her use of the C word just before the interval. No, not that C word, but one even more powerful. Discovering that Emile has two children from his Polynesian first wife, she realises that he must have had sex with a “Coloured” woman; and you can feel her shudder with disgusted horror. The realisation that she is racist drops like a bombshell before we all go out for our interval Merlots.

The show makes us re-evaluate what we assume about it right from the start, when Liat’s innocent dancing is dramatically overtaken by the American invading forces, descending from their helicopters, and running around the island, literally stamping their authority on idyllic foreign soil. No wonder Oscar Hammerstein came under the stern scrutiny of the state, who questioned his allegiance and loyalty to the United States. There is a stunning and eloquent song, You’ve got to be Carefully Taught, which explains with great simplicity how racism isn’t a natural thing but something you learn from your youth. This questioning of traditional American values was seen as Communist sympathising in some quarters, and pressure was brought on Rodgers and Hammerstein to withdraw the song from the show, but they refused. It was central to what they wanted the show to say; without this song they would have withdrawn the show. It stayed in.

Daniel Evans’ masterful production uses the great space of the Festival Theatre to its best advantage, emphasising both the grand scale of some of the bigger numbers and the lonely solitariness of its more introspective moments. Peter McKintosh’s versatile and constantly evolving (and revolving!) set immaculately recreates scenes such as the makeshift stage where the Ensign girls present their Thanksgiving Follies, or their simply constructed shower huts. Ann Yee’s choreography is exciting and fun in those big numbers, and Cat Beveridge’s sky high band whacks out those sumptuous tunes with a beautiful richness. Everything about the production feels like you’re truly privileged to be witnessing it.

Previously sharing the role of Nellie with Gina Beck is Alex Young, now playing her full-time. Ms Young is among my favourite performers, who never fails to bring wit and emotion to all her fantastic roles. Here she makes light work of I’m in love with a wonderful guy, Wash that man right outa my hair, Honey Bun and those delicious duets with Emile and Cable. She’s an effortless star with a great stage presence; it’s because she’s so good on stage that she still takes the audience with her on the rest of her journey after the end of Act One bombshell. She is matched by a brilliant performance from Julian Ovenden as Emile, who performs Some Enchanted Evening as though it were a brand new song that we’ve never heard before, and completely steals the show with the goosebump-creating This Nearly Was Mine, which encapsulates the heartache and havoc that idiotic racism causes. I think it’s also fair to say that he made all the ladies in our party go completely weak at the knees.

Rob Houchen is superb as the clean-cut, heroic Cable, giving us a stunning performance of Younger Than Springtime, and delivering the essential message of You’ve got to be Carefully Taught with devastating clarity. Joanna Ampil is a delightfully caustic streetwise Bloody Mary, nevertheless creating a beautiful vision of Bali Ha’i with her exquisite voice; and her performance of Happy Talk is one of those musical theatre revelation moments when a song that you think you know like the back of your hand is turned inside out with completely new meaning and nuance. It’s as far away from Captain Sensible as you can get.

It’s essential for a production of South Pacific to cast exactly the right person for the comic-tragic role of Luther, and Keir Charles gets him down to a T. He manages to convince us that Luther is both a scamp and a villain; a conman with maybe a heart of gold – it’s hard to tell, because it’s never been tried. Mr Charles brings something of a lump to our throats with Luther’s unrequited love for Nellie; but he’s the cat with nine lives, you always know he’s going to thrive and survive somehow. All this, and fronting the Seabees’ big numbers and Honey Bun-ing it with Nellie en travestie. A fantastic performance.

David Birrell and Adrian Grove bring warmth and a touch of humour to what could otherwise be the hard military presence of Brackett and Harbison; Sera Maehara is a beautiful and elegant Liat; Danny Collins (another of my favourite performers) and Carl Au give great support as Professor and Stewpot; and, on the performance we saw, Emile’s children Jerome and Ngana were enchantingly performed by Alexander Quinlan and Lana Lakha in fine voice and exuding confidence. All the very talented and extended ensemble put their hearts and souls into amazing vocal and dance performances.

This is one of those rare productions where every aspect was pitch perfect. To be honest, I’d never considered South Pacific to be one of musical theatre’s greatest hits, but this production removes the veil from our eyes (and ears!) to give us a challenging, heart-warming, and massively entertaining show, and the most thrilling return to a big musical show for the Chichester Theatre. It’s only on now until 5th September, but if you can’t get to Chichester, there are still two streaming performances available on 31st August and 3rd September. In any event, I can’t imagine this will be the last we will see of this immense production – West End Transfer Please!

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