Review – Pretty Woman, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 9th September 2024

I admit, gentle reader, that I had low hopes of this touring production of Pretty Woman The Musical. I have vague memories of seeing the film over thirty years ago, and it was enjoyable but, for me, not remotely memorable. Then when it was announced a few years ago that the film would be turned into a stage musical, once more I despaired at the lack of originality in writing new musicals; must they always be rehashes of movies? Doesn’t the world have enough recycled juke box musicals?

CompanyBut that was the theatre snob in me talking. With no prior knowledge of anything to do with the stage show, I was surprised – and delighted – to discover this is not a juke box musical at all. All the songs (except Roy Orbison’s Pretty Woman, more of which later) are original and written by that highly successful singer/songwriter Bryan Adams and his regular co-writer, Jim Vallance.

Edward and VivianIt’s a fairly faithful adaptation of the original film: rich executive Edward Lewis stumbles into a relationship with sassy but hard-up sex worker Vivian Ward because a gearstick in a car is just too much for him to cope with, and she knows how to work one. He pays for her to stay with him for a week at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, he buys her some top quality outfits, she accompanies him to a few social events (where business deals are closed, of course) and all seems to be going well between them. But then he admits to his lawyer, Philip Stuckey, that she’s neither corporate spy nor business wild child, but a prostitute whom he picked up on Hollywood Boulevard. Stuckey’s no gentleman and instantly reveals to Vivian that he knows all about her. Betrayed, Vivian determines to return to her usual work and lifestyle; but surely it has a happy ending?

Mr ThompsonDavid Rockwell’s design creates a sense of Beverly Wilshire elegance with just some simple scenery set against vivid primary colour backgrounds, beautifully lit (or indeed, deliberately not lit) by Kenneth Posner and Philip S Rosenberg’s lighting design which creates atmospheric silhouettes of the performers to contrast with those luscious warm colours. True, the palm trees seem a little wobbly at times, but, you know, that’s the magic of theatre. Jerry Mitchell’s original choreography is fresh and quirky; elegant for the posh hotel setting and streetwise for the down-at-heel Hollywood Boulevard scenes. Tom Rogers’ costume design gives Vivian some outfits to die for – that red opera dress is surely a keeper – and Griff Johnson’s musical direction beefs out the songs with rocky pizzazz and a lightly humorous touch.

Happy Man and CompanyThe score has a few forgettable songs but plenty of others that both light up the stage and linger in the mind: Vivian’s opening song Anywhere But Here, and Edward’s Something About Her both set up the story beautifully; Edward’s Freedom is a glorious piece of music, and the finale number Together Forever provides a great finish. Bizarrely, given all the original music that precedes it, the use of Pretty Woman as the post-curtain call number seems strangely anachronistic and out of place – and doesn’t come across with the same level of energy as the rest of the score. But I guess the title of the show means it’s compulsory! I must include a word here about the sound quality; sometimes in these big shows there’s some over-amplification and undesired reverb, so that you can’t hear the words. Not a bit of it in Pretty Woman – it’s as clear as a bell, performed at a perfect volume and a delight to listen to.

Happy ManThere’s a refreshing element of fourth wall breaking, primarily relating to the presence of Strictly Come Dancing alumnus Ore Oduba, who’s required to put in a lot of pretty nifty dancing; he gives a tremendous performance as the Happy Man (a kind of Hollywood Everyman character) and Mr Thompson, the Hotel Manager, regularly recognising that the audience has come to see a show and that they’re the ones performing it. There’s a very funny start to Act Two when one of the ensemble comes on stage to start a rousing performance of the song Pretty Woman, much to the crowd’s delight, only for Mr Oduba to intercede and put a stop to it. If you’re going to create artifice, you might as well revel in it.

Kit and GiulioAmber Davies is superb as Vivian; funny, cheeky, unpredictable and streetwise – yet, when the moment requires it, supremely elegant and classy. She has a terrific stage presence, and her voice is stunning. There’s an excellent chemistry between her and Oliver Savile, as Edward; again, he has a fantastic voice, and they harmonise perfectly. Natalie Paris brings power and comedy to the role of Kit, and there’s great support from Ben Darcy as a surprisingly evil Philip Stuckey, FinaleLila Falce-Bass (on her professional debut) who gives us a crowd-pleasing opera-singing Violetta, and Noah Harrison, whose impish bellboy Giulio steals every scene.

The tour started almost a year ago, and after this week in Northampton, has just a couple more dates now, in Leicester and Sheffield, finishing at the end of September. Great commitment and performances from the ensemble and all the cast make this a thoroughly entertaining treat night out.

Production photos by Marc Brenner

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Review – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 10th December 2023

Hurrah for the return of the Panto season, and this year the Royal and Derngate are treating us to Evolution Productions’ Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, written, as usual, by Paul Hendy and directed by Emily Wood. Snow White has all the elements you need for a successful pantomime: a wicked queen, a wronged princess, a Prince Charming, a mock-evil henchman and a best pal gang leader; plus a cart of punful products and a haunted bench – and, of course, you also have The Magnificent Seven themselves – what more could you ask?

Snow White and ensembleEmily Wood’s production is big on pizazz – great lighting, courtesy of Mark Dymock, opulent and hilarious costumes thanks to Morgan Brind and Michael J Batchelor, and a whopping great sound coming from Uncle Gary Jerry’s three piece band. Paul Hendy’s script is full of humour and jokes – and, even when the joke is clearly aimed at the mums and dads rather than the kids – it’s always clean, so you can safely take Granny too. I memorised two brilliant jokes/lines and I’m still chuckling about them a day later but I won’t tell you them now because it will ruin it for you.

Muddles and NellieMost of the fun of course comes from the performances, and there is no shortage of top talent here! Joey Wilby has great interaction with the audience as Muddles, and all the kids (and that includes me) are chuffed to be in his gang. Lauren Lane is a fantastic Snow White, with a great voice, bundles of personality and a terrific comic delivery too. The scene where poor Snow White is laid out on her cottage catafalque, feared dead (oops spoiler, sorry) and has to be rescued with a kiss is a comic highlight of the show.  Marc Pickering’s Herman the henchman is a suspiciously malign presence Hermanuntil you realise he has a pure heart and his dream is to perform as Freddie Mercury. The sequence when his dream comes true is brilliant – both musically and comically – and the whole theatre roars with approval.

Top of the bill Strictly champ Ore Oduba gives us a very suave Prince Charming – he’s Prince Charminghandsome and he knows it – and he uses his superb voice to brilliant effect in some great numbers. It was definitely charming to see how well Dear Evan Hansen’s You Will Be Found fits in with the panto! Wendi Peters leaves no evil stone unturned as the Wicked Queen, cackling WIcked Queenaway with malicious glee as she tries to keep Princey to herself, and disguising herself as the old woman who offers Snow White the poisoned apple so effectively that the kids who were sat around us in the theatre gasped with shock when she revealed herself!

Mirror and QueenAnd Northampton favourite Bob Golding was our dame – as usual – bringing Nurse Nellie to life with a range of fetching outfits, playful physical comedy, and spending the entire show keeping her new boyfriend – front stalls Dave – dangling on a thread of almost-lustful desire. Hats off to Dave, by the way – he was a complete trouper when he joined Muddles on stage for the Apples and Bananas song.  The Man in the Mirror, who cannot but tell the truth, is Northampton’s own Alan Carr; he’s not really there, boys and girls, but his virtual presence sparks off a lot of camp humour. And the powerful ensemble of six singers and dancers give excellent support to the entire production.

Snow White and DwarfsBut I think my favourite part of the show was those seven funsters down the diamond mine – the Dwarfs. Paddy Holden’s Groover proving himself as a disco king, Kain Francis’ Loopy toppling over every time Alireza Sarebani’s Sniffly sneezed, and Jack Hilton’s Kevin going from I hate girls to I think I know why girls are nice after he gets a kiss from Snow White, the characterisations are great and they brighten up the stage every time they come on. And they are a tremendous addition to Herman’s musical fantasy – terrific entertainment.Finale

A fun, vibrant panto for all the family with loads of laughs, great music and happy memories to take home with you. And remember boys and girls, if a strange woman offers you an apple – just say no!

Production photos by Pamela Raith

4-starsFour They’re Jolly Good Fellows!

Review – The Rocky Horror Show, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 4th July 2022

Dust off those fishnets and snap your corsets, it’s the return of those funsters from the planet Transexual in the Galaxy of Transylvania, hitting the stage again with a new production of The Rocky Horror Show, which has already been touring extensively throughout the UK and, after a pause at the end of this week, will start again later in the year. For one week only, the Royal and Derngate will be playing host to Brad and Janet’s salutary tale of what not to do when your get a flat tyre (sorry, tire) in the rain within sight of a creepy old castle. Next time, ring the AA. So much easier.

The castRichard O’Brien’s evergreen musical still has the power to delight, thrill and shock audiences. Shock? Surely everyone knows what to expect when they see this show? Apparently not, as I discovered when we took my in-laws Lord and Lady Prosecco last night only to realise they had never seen or heard anything about it. And Lady Prosecco was shocked, I tell you shocked. I remember being told that every day, someone somewhere hears Handel’s Water Music for the first time. Just because something has been around for ages, doesn’t mean to say that everyone knows it.

Dammit JanetThe last time I saw Rocky Horror was in 1999, with Jason Donovan as Frank N Furter and the late great Nicholas Parsons as the Narrator. I think things were a little more staid then than they are now, as I have no recollection of the cross-banter between audience and cast that studded last night’s show. And from what I can gather, we were a relatively reserved bunch. Heaven only knows what happens on a Saturday night.

Columbia, Magenta, Janet, Brad, RiffThis is a very simple show to critique because it’s simply excellent all the way through, with no exceptions. Staging – tick. Lighting – tick. Costumes – tick (fab). Band – tick (outstanding). Performances – tick (brilliant throughout). As for the show itself, I haven’t changed my opinion that I formed when I first saw it at the King’s Road theatre in Chelsea back in the 70s. Yes, I am that old. It’s an outstanding show – until about three-quarters of the way through when it simply loses its way. You completely believe the outrageous story and group of characters – it’s lifted from those old movies or comic books – you only have to suspend disbelief a tiny bit; until the science fiction part truly kicks in, and then we don’t believe in it anymore. It also suffers – and that is the right word I think – from having nearly all the best songs in the first half; Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me being the obvious exception.Frank It does feel odd to have everyone on their feet doing the Time Warp barely twenty minutes into the show; then you all have to sit down again for the show to resume and there’s an obvious drop in energy. Of course, The Time Warp comes back at the end, but that’s encore, innit.

Nevertheless, it’s still a wonderful show and I can’t imagine a better production. Proving that his Strictly experience was no fluke, Ore Oduba is fantastic as Brad, with all that stuffy innocence that the role requires, and Haley Flaherty a perfect Janet, sweetly giving into sexual pleasure in her very sensible bra. Stephen Webb uses his sensational voice to great effect as Frank N Furter, and Philip Franks is superbly mischievous as the Narrator, bringing in cutting references to modern life, battering down any misplaced interventions from the audience, and having better NarratorPrince Andrew and Boris Johnson material than most stand-up comedians. Rocky regular Kristian Lavercombe gives us a Riff Raff full of physical comedy, and Lauren Ingram’s voice is perfect for Columbia’s vocal show-offs. But everyone in the cast fits their roles absolutely perfectly and turn in first-class performances all round.

A fabulous fun night at the theatre. Let your hair down, don’t chuck anything on stage, and do wear your best inappropriate lingerie.

 

Production photos by David Freeman

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