Review – Royal Philharmonic Orchestra play Dvořák Symphony No 9, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 25th February 2024

It comes a regrettable surprise that this was our first visit to a Royal Philharmonic Orchestra concert in Northampton for two years! And it was only four years ago that we last saw the RPO perform Dvořák’s New World Symphony – it is indeed one of the most crowd-pleasing choices for an orchestra to perform, as could be witnessed by the packed Sunday afternoon audience at the Derngate.

Our conductor for the programme was Shiyeon Sung, the first female conductor from South Korea to take up the baton at some of the world’s most prestigious orchestras. Whilst some conductors can approach the podium in a frenzy of excitement, Ms Sung adopts a pose of quiet dignity, sombrely turned out, guiding the orchestra with reserved authority. Continuing the international theme of the concert, the orchestra also welcomed a Guest Leader in the form of Swedish violinist Philip Zuckerman, a superb soloist in his own right.

Our first piece was Beethoven’s Leonore Overture No 3 in C Major; if you’ve never heard of the opera Leonore, that’s because Beethoven worked it up later to become Fidelio. The overture starts solemnly and relatively simply, with plaintive chords that build into a rush of excitement and joy. It’s very much an all or nothing kind of piece; it’s either an unassuming placid beat or a rip-roaring riot. The orchestra gave it a great performance; the trumpet fanfares coming from Stage Right were outstanding in their effectiveness.

Next up, we welcomed our soloist for the afternoon, cellist Zlatomir Fung, the RPO’s Artist-in-Residence for 2023-24. Looking for all the world like the happiest young man in all of Northampton, he beamed his way to the podium in preparation for performing Haydn’s Cello Concerto No 1 in C Major. Ms Sung abandoned her baton and conducted the orchestra with her hands only, coaxing out all the emotion of the piece, and Mr Fung produced a gorgeous rich tone from his 1717 Tecchler cello. The concerto demands great skill as it progresses from a stately baroque through to a beautiful central melody, rising to a stunning allegro finish, and Mr Fung demonstrated his amazing skill in abundance. A glorious experience to take us to the interval.

Finally we had the main dish of the day, Dvořák’s New World Symphony, No 9 in E Minor. Much more than just the Hovis theme, it’s a beautifully structured and exquisitely orchestrated series of wonderful tunes, inspired by Dvořák’s experiences in America. In another stand-out performance, Ms Sung helped the orchestra to bring out a brave delicacy in the second movement that you rarely hear, with the confidence to build in meaningful pauses that emphasised the beauty of its theme. And the fourth movement was delivered with such power and a sense of triumph that you had to hold back a desire to sing along! The whole orchestra gave a tremendous performance, and you have to congratulate the percussion for the perfect precision playing of possibly the most significant use of the triangle in all classical music!

It’s always a delight and a privilege to see the Royal Philharmonic on tour. They return to Northampton in May for a performance of Verdi’s Requiem – can’t wait!

4-starsFour They’re Jolly Good Fellows!

Review – Phil Wang, Wang in There Baby!, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 20th February 2024

Another of these shows that were postponed due to the presence of RAAC lurking at the theatre, this is (at least) the third time that Phil Wang has played the Royal and Derngate, but, shamefully, only the first time we’ve seen him. A familiar face on Have I Got News For You and similar TV treats, does he spin the same comedy gold that he shares on television? All will be revealed…

But first, the warm-up act, and the imposing figure and voice of Ed Night; new to us, and he looks like he’s probably about 15 but awfully tall for his age. In fact he’s been doing comedy for ten years and has already had four Edinburgh shows – and you can tell the confidence and experience. He clearly has a very fast brain and the ability to connect well with the audience. It was a shame, then, that he started his set with some very dubious material about mental health and an old joke about OCD that didn’t appeal to me at all and also didn’t hit home with the crowd. However, as he warmed up, so did his material and I loved his observations about Scooby Doo and the way he completely abandoned his prepared material to investigate the presence of three shiny bald heads in the front row. There’s a lot of good comedy in Mr Night – he just needs to ditch the iffy stuff.

On to the main event, and Wang in There Baby, Phil Wang’s most recent tour show that started last March and just has one more airing on 23rd February at London’s Eventim Apollo, no less. Performing in front of unfurled, Chinese-influenced, banner flags artistically announcing his name, his quiet unassuming style and relaxed physical presence lull us all into a sense of security – not a false sense, as Mr Wang never leads us down surprise garden paths or tricks us into believing something that he then proves to be untrue. You sense he’s a truly honest performer!

He’s excellent at contrasting the two cultures that he knows about – his Malay/Chinese upbringing on the island of Borneo, and the southern English teenage years and adulthood that followed. He’s also a choice wordsmith; developing very cleverly prepared sequences with le mot juste for every occasion. This allows him to tackle some quite challenging subjects but always with delicacy and lightness of touch: no better example than his singing along to Kendrick Lamar hip-hop tracks replacing the n-word with something more suitable.

Phil Wang’s gift is to take a genuinely tiny idea and expand it into something hilarious for a prolonged exploration. For him, big oaks truly do grow from little acorns. The simple observation that Brits don’t reheat rice, for instance, flourishes into a good fifteen minutes’ worth of classic cultural comedy. There’s a brilliant examination of how the contrast between British and American pronunciation of the same word can have a joyfully funny effect. At his best, Mr W is a great example of the less is more approach to comedy, and that’s often quite hard to find. And whilst I wouldn’t exactly call it a family show, it’s very refreshing to come across a comedy performer who rarely goes anywhere near a swear word.

Having seen him once, I’m sure this won’t be the last time!

Review – Pierre Novellie, Why Can’t I Just Enjoy Nice Things? Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 18th February 2024

Do you ever get the feeling that some things are just Not Meant To Be? Pierre Novellie’s performance of his Why Can’t I Just Enjoy Nice Things? tour was originally scheduled for last November in the Underground but postponed due to the ongoing fight against the RAAC in the building. Moved to February, it then had to be transferred first to the Royal, and then to the relatively unlikely venue of Screen Two at the adjacent Northampton Filmhouse. A stand-up show in a plush, luxury cinema screen? Surely the vibe won’t work. Update:  a good comedian will make this venue work absolutely fine!

Then, seven minutes before whatever is the stand-up equivalent of Curtain Up, the fire alarms sound. Evacuation from the building; not only Screen Two, but also Screen One and the Derngate auditorium, where one can only assume the pyrotechnics of The Greatest Hits of Motown got a little out of hand. Very well marshalled and looked after by the R&D staff by the way, top marks to you all. False alarm; we all returned to our seats. Thus Pierre Novellie’s show battled on bravely, fifteen minutes late in an unconventional venue. Then it became clear that his microphone didn’t work properly. Mr Novellie’s rich dulcet tones were coming across all tinny and that would have been tough for an hour and twenty minutes. Then he tried dispensing with the microphone completely – fine for us in the third row but perhaps not so great if you were at the back. Ten minutes later a replacement microphone was found. Result – success! And then the show could really get going. But that was a difficult start for Mr N and a less experienced comic could well have been thrown by it all.

But not Pierre Novellie. He has a smart, confident air about him without ever suggesting anything pompous or condescending; naturally likeable, he gets a very good rapport going with the audience which quickly overcame any of the shortcomings of the venue. Why Can’t I Just Enjoy Nice Things? was his Edinburgh Fringe show from 2022, and he explained that our performance would be its final outing.

The title of his show echoes the internal questionings that try to explain and rationalise what’s going in his head. He’s a 60% man; that’s the percentage at which he tends to appreciate things. To him that’s an honest and perfectly decent satisfaction level; the same as six out of ten, or three (maybe three and a half) stars on an advertising billboard, signifying a completely agreeable experience. But, as he points out, that’s a score that’s of no use to anyone. He also knows that when you’re asked, in a romantic setting, what are you thinking about, the last thing you must reply is the truth – i.e. nothing, which is absolutely what nearly all men are thinking about most of the time.

This is intelligent, sophisticated comedy, full of great observations and reflections covering a wide range of subjects that include the crying-laughing emoji and Berlin’s notorious P*ss Goblin (Google it if you dare). He has a beautifully narrated experience of attending a performance of The Play That Goes Wrong seated next to the audience member from Hell, and a unique way of defining the public that manages to exclude us from it so that we remain on “his side” of the argument throughout. I also loved his account of how accurately you set your morning alarm when you go to bed really late – and the downside of so doing; it’s something that everyone can recognise.

It’s a superbly crafted show elegantly delivered using pinpoint perfect language selected to have the maximum effect. Mr N is truly on the up-and-up; he’s already touring again with last year’s Edinburgh Fringe hit, Why Are You Laughing? I think the answer to that question would be obvious.

Review – The Mousetrap, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 12th February 2024

The Mousetrap? I hear you ask. That old thing? Why should I want to go and see that creaky old relic? And if you’ve a cynical nature to your character and a sense that theatre should somehow be improving or character-building, then you may have a point. Agatha Christie herself said that its success was largely due to luck, but that it is a play that has something for everyone. In her autobiography, she wrote: “it is well constructed. The thing unfolds so that you want to know what happens next, and you can’t quite see where the next few minutes will lead you.” Christie is being quite modest here!

The play is the result of a distillation of ideas that all started when Christie wrote a radio play entitled Three Blind Mice at the request of Queen Mary in 1947. When Queen Mary requested something, you delivered. This led on to a short story of the same name published in the United States in 1950, which was further adapted and tightened up into The Mousetrap that everyone knows today. The short story, incidentally, has still not officially appeared in the UK because Christie didn’t want it published until after the original run of The Mousetrap had ended; and, of course, that hasn’t happened yet! And this 70th anniversary tour, currently at the Royal and Derngate all week, is now 72 years from the original production, currently at London’s St Martin’s Theatre, where House Full notices are still regularly posted each night. This play is not going to go away anytime soon.

Obviously, I’m not going to tell you whodunit – we are all sworn to secrecy! However, I can tell you that young Mollie and Giles Ralston have set up a guest house, Monkswell Manor, to make a living for themselves in the harsh austere days after the Second World War. They have four guests booked in for their opening week: grumpy Mrs Boyle, military Major Metcalf, effete Christopher Wren and no-nonsense Miss Casewell; a fifth (Mr Paravicini) turns up unexpectedly, and the house is cut off in a heavy snowstorm. The radio (sorry, wireless) carries the news that a Mrs Lyon has been murdered in Culver Street, London, and that police have a description of a man they want to interview who was seen in the vicinity. Detective Sergeant Trotter arrives at Monkswell Manor seeking information that might connect the Culver Street murder with someone there. But who?

The story was based on the real life case of Dennis O’Neill, a twelve year old foster child who had died in 1945 from violence and neglect at the hands of his foster parents, which led to an overhaul of the fostering legislation in 1947. Dennis’ brother Terence was also malnourished and severely beaten, but fortunately survived. The early drafts of the play included an opening scene, set in London, with extra characters, telling the story of the death of Mrs Lyon. This scene was shortened, and eventually deleted, to be replaced by a simple blackout at the beginning of the play that sets the scene very crisply.

Whilst there have been regular attempts to update the text in the past – increasing money values, changing dates etc – today it is very much performed as a period piece and exactly how Christie originally intended it. Mollie and Giles are still trying to make ends meet with odds and ends of furniture and doing all the work required to run their little guest house in 1952, with post-war austerity and rationing still affecting everyone.  The coke they need to shovel to make the heating work is expensive and poor quality. Trotter says he will check everyone’s ration books to verify their identities. Mrs Boyle sums it up nicely: “this country has gone sadly downhill. Not what it used to be. I sold my house last year. Everything was too difficult.”

Despite its obvious old-fashioned nature, it is a beautifully structured play, designed to establish the greatest possible tension and growing suspicions of everyone – and the solution to the crime holds water too. The characters are a little stereotypical but they’re not at all caricatures, and each one is sufficiently believable to take the audience along for the ride. And there were many moments during Monday evening’s press performance when you could hear a pin drop in the packed auditorium, such was the level of concentration and almost tangible suspense.

However, from a technical point of view, Monday’s performance had a bit of an Act One nightmare: the sound plot simply didn’t work. The opening sound effects of the murder of Mrs Lyon didn’t play. Mollie answered the phone when it wasn’t ringing. Characters turned on the wireless, and no sound came out. Unfortunately, the play relies on the wireless and sound effects a good deal for its opening exposition. Hats off to the excellent cast who carried on regardless, including missing out a brief conversation between Wren and Casewell when they discuss how they used the noise from the wireless deliberately to annoy Mrs Boyle. Luckily, the sound came back shortly before the interval. Additionally, the amplification of the actors’ voices had a bizarre echo/reverb at times which was very disconcerting. Hopefully these issues are now ironed out.

In a show of such reputation as this, the cast are always the custodians of the work, who must look after the production and keep it in good health for future generations. That’s certainly the case here; the cast put in great performances all round. Shaun McCourt is superb in the difficult role of Christopher Wren, trying to make this – on the face of it – rather silly, flippant, overdone character into a credible human being which he does admirably. Todd Carty teeters on the edge of making Metcalf a caricature but reins it in at exactly the right moments. Amy Spinks gives a definitive performance as Miss Casewell, the bullet-proof exterior giving way to genuine emotion when faced with the truth; and Michael Ayiotis is splendid as Trotter, giving a very fluid and confident performance as the police officer with rather alternative methods of detection, building up to a riveting showdown scene. But everyone pulls out all the stops and makes this a thrilling and convincing production.

72 years on, it’s still amazing to hear audience members at the end saying I didn’t see that coming, I thought X had done it, well I thought Y had done it and so on. It may not be the best play in the world. It may, indeed, not even be Agatha Christie’s best play! But as a well-told, finely structured classic whodunit, balanced with a fascinating insight into early 1950s Britain, it just has that certain something that makes it unbeatable. After its week in Northampton, the tour continues throughout England, Scotland and Ireland until August.

4-starsFour They’re Jolly Good Fellows!

Review – Sarah Millican, Late Bloomer, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 24th January 2024

When Sarah Millican graces the stage of the Derngate auditorium it’s always something to look forward to – often for at least a year! This is the fourth time we’ve seen her, and each time she packs out the audience, delivering what you can only describe as an abundance of joy. For her latest show, Late Bloomer, she hangs the concept on the show on whether you were a late bloomer (as which she identifies) or an eager beaver, and Ms M has a handy list of clues to help you assess whereabouts on the scale you are. I too identified as a late bloomer, but with little tinges of eager beaverness around the edges.

Through the course of a couple of hours, she explores all sorts of domestic and – let’s not beat about the bush (one of her favourite words) – sexual situations. A night with Sarah Millican is not for the prudish. If you’re expecting a discourse on culture and the arts, you might be a trifle disappointed. You will, however, get great insight into the various levels of painful or excitable reactions that her vagina undertakes on a daily, if not hourly, basis. Not that she often calls it a vagina, mind you. I did reflect with some amusement how different it would be if a bloke came on stage to a house packed full of mainly blokes and spent two hours discussing the various shenanigans his willy got up to on the average day.

However, the boot’s on the other foot, and Sarah Millican is the supreme creative artist where it comes to the comedy of womanly woes. No aspect of the female anatomy is taboo as she mines terrific laughs out of sizes and shapes, sweatiness, smells and all manner of bodily fluids.

We explored the weird content of other people’s bags; those items that were confessed to on Wednesday were two mint tea bags, a podger (they really exist), and a “cock bottle opener.” After some questioning, Ms Millican elicited that this was a bottle opener that looked like a cock as opposed an opener for a “cock bottle”. We learned about the unexpected downside of switching your mobile provider to O2. The ladies in the audience (who were by far in the majority) were asked to grade the underwear they were wearing on the night from 1 (new) to 6 (far from new). Mrs Chrisparkle quietly admitted to a 2. We heard about how an orgy could resemble a car park (you had to be there) and the only possible reason for carrying some stilton around with you.

Sarah Millican treads a tightrope of material that is hugely larger than life and accentuates the utter ridiculousness of the human condition – yet at the same time is completely believable and recognisable, so that the audience rises to the challenge of becoming its own self-help group. For two hours she has us in the palm of her hand. She’d probably then clean us off with a wet wipe because we were sticky and disgusting.

Late Bloomer enjoys two nights at the Royal and Derngate this January and is returning in September, but there are only a handful of seats left for that gig. The tour continues throughout the UK and Ireland and a few Europe dates as well, right through to November. She may be a late bloomer but she’s making the most of it now.

Review – Spymonkey’s The Frogs, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 23rd January 2024

Let’s start with a quiz question. Who were the first comedy double act in the business? Morecambe and Wise? Laurel and Hardy? Nowhere close. Don Quixote and Sancho Panza? Keep going back. Not even Beowulf and Grendel, and there weren’t many laughs there. Believe it or not,  you’re looking at Dionysus and Xanthias, the loveable rogues who star in Aristophanes’ The Frogs, first performed in 405 BC. Stage Tragedy was going through a bit of a tragic phase (sorry) with the death of Euripedes the previous year. So Dionysus and Xanthias his servant decide to get off their backsides and travel to Hades to bring him back. As you do.

Dionysus and CharonOf course, the journey is beset with obstacles, like Charon the ferry(wo)man, a bunch of singing frogs, and the grumpy Aeacus who guards Pluto’s gates. Possibly it wasn’t Dionysus’ best idea to disguise himself as Heracles for the journey, because Aeacus has a long memory and vengeance to seek against with him. Eventually they get in, only to find a debate taking place between Euripedes and Aeschylus, vying for the title of Best Tragic Poet. In the end, Dionysus prefers Aeschylus and rescues him back to Athens instead. What a fickle half God he is.

It’s written by Spymonkey and Carl Grose, “with massive apologies to Aristophanes”. However, I’m not sure those apologies are needed. From a story-telling point of view, this production recreates the original in a bizarrely faithful way, mutatis mutandis naturally. True, it loses the plot – quite literally – towards the end, but the journey to Hades, the relationship between master and servant, the swapping of clothing (pure Prince Charming and Dandini, to be honest) and getting past the gates all work pretty well.

Meet HeraclesI’ve always been a massive fan of Spymonkey, and it’s been one of the pleasures of regularly visiting the Royal and Derngate that the two have worked together so successfully over the years. Oedipussy, Cooped, Every Last Trick and The Complete Deaths, all bring back happy memories of laughing until it hurts. But it surprised me to discover that I hadn’t seen them since 2016, and a lot has changed since then. The long-lasting partnership of four performers is now reduced to two. Petra Massey is described as “on loan to Las Vegas”, so I guess she’s living the high life now. Gifted and fearless clown Stephan Kreiss sadly died in 2021. And, despite their best efforts, the two leave a massive hole on the Spymonkey map.

At the officeA Spymonkey show is never just about the show itself. It’s about how Spymonkey create the show and how the performers react to being in it. Unsurprisingly, there’s a considerable side spin to this production where the remaining performers, Spymonkey boss Toby Park and Spanish Supremo Aitor Basauri, are working out how they can continue as a twosome. They decide to adapt The Frogs to become a rescue mission for Stephan – to hell with Euripedes (literally), he’s old hat after all. Their Brighton office – which we see as a scene between the scenes – has become a shrine to their departed friend. Aitor briefly recreates Stephan’s staircase trick (Moby Dick refers). Toby plays and sings along to mournful music. However, for whatever reason, this impetus to remember Stephan comes across as an intrusion into private grief, and not an inspiration for the anarchic comedy with which we associate the company.

Pluto's GatesUnfortunately this also has a knock-on effect of making the third member of the cast, Jacoba Williams, feel like “the extra brought in” rather than an integral part of the team. Dionysus, Xanthias, Toby and Aitor have, between the four of them, formed a boy’s club, with Jacoba constantly tapping on the outside trying to get in. I’m sure this is not deliberate, but it’s inevitable that she does not have the same level of inter-performer trust that Toby and Aitor have. They’ve been inseparable on stage for decades, after all. Nowhere is this more evident than in the final scene where Jacoba walks off the stage and into the audience for no apparent reason and watches the two boys finish the show without her. It feels very unbalanced.

FrogsNevertheless, there is still much to enjoy. Toby Park still embodies his traditional Spymonkey role of classical artiste with pretensions of adequacy, and Aitor Basauri can still make you split your sides with just one glance of those knowing eyes, such as in the excellent opening scene where Toby and Jacoba start up a nonsensical chorus whilst Aitor looks on in disbelief, only for him to then join in. Jacoba revels in some entertaining characterisations, including a no-nonsense Charon and a hearty Heracles, and she indulges in an enjoyable, if curtailed, TED talk. It’s full of comic business as you would expect, such as when Aitor has a bucket list of things to do on stage which he determinedly ticks off as he goes. And Jacoba has plenty of opportunities to have fun with the dressing-up box. Members of the Community theatre play the eponymous frogs who tap dance and sing their way across the stage; they make for a sweetly graceful troupe, if slightly self-consciously so.

I always associate Spymonkey with slick anarchy; here the anarchy is present, but the slickness is missing. I saw the final preview as opposed to the press night, so I appreciate there is room for it to be tightened up, but I fear there is quite a long way to go. For me, the show just doesn’t quite work, despite many of the elements being right. Hopefully it’s just a phase for the company and they bounce back with something more polished and assured next time around.

Production photos by Manuel Harlan

3-stars

Review – 2:22 A Ghost Story, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 10th January 2024

After five different productions in London over the past few years, Danny Robins’ gripping 2:22 A Ghost Story now boasts a brand new cast and is embarking on a fresh tour of the UK, where it will no doubt cement its already very firm reputation as being one of the most popular plays of the century so far. This was the second time we had seen the show; the first time, at London’s Criterion Theatre earned it five stars from me and a very respectable 4th place in the Chrisparkle Awards for Best New Play in 2022. And I’m delighted to say the show is looking healthier than ever!

JennyThe set-up is deceptively simple. New mother Jenny is decorating the ramshackle old house that she has bought with husband Sam, with one eye on her painting skills and one ear on the baby alarm. Why she’s still working away at gone 2am heaven only knows, surely looking after a baby would have left her exhausted hours earlier, but we’ll let that pass. It’s 2:22 am when she finally clocks off work – and, believe me gentle reader, you won’t forget that time in a hurry. Jenny becomes more and more convinced that her new house is haunted, much to Sam’s cynicism and ridicule. But when they have a dinner party for Sam’s old friend Lauren and her new boyfriend Ben, things start to get a little out of hand. Are there really ghosts in the house? They decide to stay up till 2:22 to see what happens… and I’m not going to give you any further details, you’ll have to come and see the show for yourself!

SamAnna Fleischle’s intriguing set, dominated by that inexorably ticking clock, tells a story of its own about a half-modernised house; brand spanking new kitchen at one side, dilapidated old gas heater at the other, layers of old wallpaper clinging to the part-rendered walls, evidence of damp issues but with a beautiful original glazed door that you can just guess Jenny and Sam always intended to keep.  Lucy Carter’s unsettling lighting fades in and out of eerie moods, punctuated by the brilliant flashing red of horror, and a frankly terrifying sound design by Ian Dickinson contributes towards making it an impressive technical production.

Jenny and SamIt’s a beautifully written play by Danny Robins with four strong and incredibly well drawn characters, so there’s plenty for the talented cast to get their teeth into. There’s Jenny, decent, respectable and a new mum, whose prime motivation is to keep her child as safe as possible, and that’s not easy if your house is haunted. There’s Sam, her pompous husband, who loves the sound of his own voice and has snobbish disregard for anyone who doesn’t enjoy hearing it. There’s Lauren, Sam’s university friend who may or may not have been more than a friend, a psychiatrist with enough demons of her own to conquer, and there’s Ben, her younger boyfriend, a streetwise builder from the other side of the tracks, who remembers the houses from the good old days and has harsh observations on the yuppies coming in and eradicating the local history with their structural modernisations.

LaurenThere are momentary glimpses of difficult relationships between the four people – suggestions of domestic violence, barely stifled revenge, and disappointment in love – but as soon as a suspicion has been planted in your mind, the play moves on and you lose the chance to pin your thoughts down. There are also fascinating discussions about why ghosts can’t exist – and why they can. But what really impresses me about Mr Robins’ sharp and clever text is how it is so totally honest with the audience. If you’re trying to work out the secret of what you’re seeing, all the clues are provided, but if you get there before the final curtain then you’ve done remarkably well. If you choose to just revel in its wonderfully spooky and atmospheric web, like a terrified spider, that works too. In fact, you’ll find the final revelation even more of a surprise; and kick yourself for not seeing through Mr Robins’ terrific veil of deceit.

BenThe cast of four are all excellent and create an entertaining ensemble who not only milk the atmosphere for all its worth but also nail the laughs that emerge uneasily from the crisis. Fiona Wade’s Jenny tries her best to take everything in her stride, but the culmination of events and problems become too much and she gives a great portrayal of someone losing her grip on everything she felt secure about. Her relationship with George Rainsford’s Sam is clearly loving but his excesses can push her away, and Mr Rainsford is excellent at showing his character’s irritating, smug side whilst still maintaining the façade of bonhomie. Vera Chok plays Lauren with high energy volatility, and you never know when the combination of wine (which includes regularly drinking everyone else’s dregs) and jealousy will make them snap. Jay McGuinness’s Ben is a nicely understated wide boy attuned to his spiritualism and at odds with the company he keeps. Just be careful if you call him mate.

Lauren and BenThis production will happily keep audiences enthralled, entertained and occasionally terrified for the first half of the year as the tour continues to Birmingham, Cardiff, High Wycombe, Chichester, Sheffield, Wolverhampton, Aberdeen, Cambridge, Bromley, Richmond, Liverpool, Woking, Truro, Blackpool, York, Nottingham, Hull, Sunderland, Bradford and finishing up in Salford in June. Well crafted, well acted and well staged; an exciting night of suspense and fear!

Production photos by Johan Persson

Five Alive Let Theatre Thrive!

Review – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 10th December 2023

Hurrah for the return of the Panto season, and this year the Royal and Derngate are treating us to Evolution Productions’ Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, written, as usual, by Paul Hendy and directed by Emily Wood. Snow White has all the elements you need for a successful pantomime: a wicked queen, a wronged princess, a Prince Charming, a mock-evil henchman and a best pal gang leader; plus a cart of punful products and a haunted bench – and, of course, you also have The Magnificent Seven themselves – what more could you ask?

Snow White and ensembleEmily Wood’s production is big on pizazz – great lighting, courtesy of Mark Dymock, opulent and hilarious costumes thanks to Morgan Brind and Michael J Batchelor, and a whopping great sound coming from Uncle Gary Jerry’s three piece band. Paul Hendy’s script is full of humour and jokes – and, even when the joke is clearly aimed at the mums and dads rather than the kids – it’s always clean, so you can safely take Granny too. I memorised two brilliant jokes/lines and I’m still chuckling about them a day later but I won’t tell you them now because it will ruin it for you.

Muddles and NellieMost of the fun of course comes from the performances, and there is no shortage of top talent here! Joey Wilby has great interaction with the audience as Muddles, and all the kids (and that includes me) are chuffed to be in his gang. Lauren Lane is a fantastic Snow White, with a great voice, bundles of personality and a terrific comic delivery too. The scene where poor Snow White is laid out on her cottage catafalque, feared dead (oops spoiler, sorry) and has to be rescued with a kiss is a comic highlight of the show.  Marc Pickering’s Herman the henchman is a suspiciously malign presence Hermanuntil you realise he has a pure heart and his dream is to perform as Freddie Mercury. The sequence when his dream comes true is brilliant – both musically and comically – and the whole theatre roars with approval.

Top of the bill Strictly champ Ore Oduba gives us a very suave Prince Charming – he’s Prince Charminghandsome and he knows it – and he uses his superb voice to brilliant effect in some great numbers. It was definitely charming to see how well Dear Evan Hansen’s You Will Be Found fits in with the panto! Wendi Peters leaves no evil stone unturned as the Wicked Queen, cackling WIcked Queenaway with malicious glee as she tries to keep Princey to herself, and disguising herself as the old woman who offers Snow White the poisoned apple so effectively that the kids who were sat around us in the theatre gasped with shock when she revealed herself!

Mirror and QueenAnd Northampton favourite Bob Golding was our dame – as usual – bringing Nurse Nellie to life with a range of fetching outfits, playful physical comedy, and spending the entire show keeping her new boyfriend – front stalls Dave – dangling on a thread of almost-lustful desire. Hats off to Dave, by the way – he was a complete trouper when he joined Muddles on stage for the Apples and Bananas song.  The Man in the Mirror, who cannot but tell the truth, is Northampton’s own Alan Carr; he’s not really there, boys and girls, but his virtual presence sparks off a lot of camp humour. And the powerful ensemble of six singers and dancers give excellent support to the entire production.

Snow White and DwarfsBut I think my favourite part of the show was those seven funsters down the diamond mine – the Dwarfs. Paddy Holden’s Groover proving himself as a disco king, Kain Francis’ Loopy toppling over every time Alireza Sarebani’s Sniffly sneezed, and Jack Hilton’s Kevin going from I hate girls to I think I know why girls are nice after he gets a kiss from Snow White, the characterisations are great and they brighten up the stage every time they come on. And they are a tremendous addition to Herman’s musical fantasy – terrific entertainment.Finale

A fun, vibrant panto for all the family with loads of laughs, great music and happy memories to take home with you. And remember boys and girls, if a strange woman offers you an apple – just say no!

Production photos by Pamela Raith

4-starsFour They’re Jolly Good Fellows!

Review – Do I Love You? John Godber Company at the Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 14th November 2023

John Godber’s Do I Love You?, currently touring until early next year, is primarily a love letter to Northern Soul. Confession time: I don’t know much (anything, really) about Northern Soul. I can’t say it ever permeated to the Chiltern village where I was brought up. I knew Skiing in the Snow by Wigan’s Ovation and Footsee by Wigan’s Chosen Few, but that’s it; unless you count The Goodies’ Black Pudding Bertha (she’s the queen of Northern Soul) – but I don’t think you can. It’s a musical subculture that is clearly deeply loved, and maybe its general secretiveness is a major part of its appeal. Certainly, the very full audience at the Royal last night was packed with Northern Soul admirers who swung along to the various tracks that are scattered through the show.

It’s a deceptively simple play; three twenty-somethings who all grew up together in Hull find their chosen career paths halted by Covid and end up all working at the same fast food drive-through. Sally and Kyle have been besties since playschool, and Nat joined them not much later. One night, they chanced upon a club – the Beachcomber – Cleethorpes for an all-nighter of Northern Soul music, only £3 to get in, where they were amazed to find they were the youngest people there. In a beautiful realisation of the arrogance of youth, they ask themselves how the heck did all these old people learn these dance routines? Their aim is to take their Northern Soul dance act to the Tower Ballroom Blackpool, but only if Sally thinks they’re good enough; it’s as though she’s her own Craig Revel-Horwood. I had no idea that Northern Soul had its own dance style by the way, apparently a kind of sliding gliding that relies on talc and balance.

At the interval, I was feeling this was a modest, underachieving little play. It has a very in-house feel about it, being the John Godber Company production of a John Godber play, directed by John Godber and with John Godber’s daughter among the cast of three. Rather than using a Paul Mathew style pantechnicon, you can imagine them transporting the set and props from venue to venue using a local man with a van. There was no programme – at least not at last night’s performance – so I can’t name and shame whoever was responsible for the totally inadequate lighting, with members of the cast performing in shadow during some scenes.

I was also underwhelmed by the script which I found repetitive, rather dull and lacking that usual John Godber wit. There should be a legal limit on the number of times the phrase do you want fries with that can be repeated in a play. Yes, we get the drift that it’s designed to show that their jobs were repetitive and dull but is it fair to subject the audience to the same level of repetition with such diligence?!

However, the scene just before the interval started to show some promise. Our trio have discovered the Cleethorpes club and have felt its vigour and emotion coursing through their veins for the first time. And it was also the first time that the characters truly came to life. And after the interval, the drive and power of the play continued to burst through the writing. Despite the rather heavy-handed speech by an old-timer (67 years old) at the club about the tradition, heritage, and true meaning of Northern Soul, you begin to realise that this is a celebration of the purity of one’s art. Sally is caught up in an artistic stasis – she can’t dance to it, she can’t sing along, all she can do is watch in awe at the effect the music has on her and others. She realises this thing is bigger than any of them.

The play also takes on other social issues; not only the devastation caused by Covid, but the general austerity and lack of opportunity in the north that determines one’s complete lifetime. It highlights a problem that’s rarely considered – what happens when a younger person lives with an older person as their carer, and then they die. In an affluent society that means they inherit the property. But in Sally’s world that renders you homeless.

The three likeable young actors are all superb in their roles and work together as a brilliant ensemble. Chloe Mcdonald accurately portrays Nat, that character who is the third member of a group of three, knowing she can never quite achieve the same bond as the other two. Emilio Encinoso-Gil has an excellent sense for the comedy in some of the best lines as wannabe musical theatre performer Kyle, whose lofty ambitions led to two years dressed as a crocodile. But it is Martha Godber’s Sally who is the lynchpin, and through whom we see the progress of the trio; funny, bossy, caring but also at times completely unreasonable, she gives a terrific performance of a very credible and well-rounded personality.

I was at times reminded of the Victoria Wood sketch where Jim Broadbent is the long-suffering playwright who lives and breathes the pain and misery of the north and is motivated to create his epics to reflect the douleur of the dockers, the railway workers and the steel workers – but lives comfortably in Chiswick. I’m not saying Mr Godber is that person, but the play does have a huge I love the north and all its pain atmosphere about it. Its romanticised and sentimental view of the affection for Northern Soul and its roots is both its strength and its weakness. Mrs Chrisparkle thought they missed a trick by not including a whippet. Clearly she has no heart.

The Northampton audience – mainly made up of people of a certain age who could easily have been at that Cleethorpes club – absolutely loved it. If you’re an aficionado of Northern Soul, you will too. As for the rest of us, there is plenty to admire, but also a little to be cynical about.


3-stars
Three-sy Does It!

Review – Murder in the Dark, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 16th October 2023

It’s a big Hurrah! from me for the return of live entertainment to the Royal and Derngate, ever since it was discovered that they were one of those theatres with aerated concrete (also known as The RAAC Pack), and have thus been closed since the beginning of September. The Derngate is due to open on the 24th for NMTC’s Kinky Boots; no word as yet on the Underground, but my fingers remain crossed. But the delightful old Royal theatre reopened last night with Original Theatre’s touring production of Torben Betts’ Murder in the Dark. Congratulations to the R&D for opening the building sufficiently to allow the Royal to be used; they’re temporarily using the old upstairs Crown bar, so my advice if you want a drink too is not to arrive too late as it does make the whole process a little bit slower. But it’s a spectacular achievement to get the place open and functional under such difficult circumstances, and all the front of house were welcoming and helpful as always.

SetMurder in the Dark? Would that be a party game, where you have to work out who killed what over drinks and canapés? Or perhaps a whodunit, where the lights go out, there’s a scream, and when they turn them back on, Doctor X has killed Professor Thingy with the lead piping. As it turns out, neither. Torben Betts has created a comedy thriller-cum-horror-cum-ghost-cum-what the hell is going on here kind of show. Danny, once a successful pop star, now down on his uppers, and his girlfriend Sarah have arrived at Mrs Bateman’s exceedingly remote farm. Unintentionally, that is; it’s New Year’s Eve and he’s had an accident in the car – probably had too much to drink – and she’s kindly going to put them up for the night. His brother, son and ex-wife are also with them. There’s clearly a problem with the fuse box, as the electricity keeps coming on and going off. And that’s as far as I’m going to go with the plot – you have to come and see it for yourself to discover what happens next!

DinnerThe cast are uniformly excellent, with a terrific central performance from Tom Chambers as Danny, a perpetually tormented soul who’s afraid of the dark, afraid of the farm dog – in fact, he’s afraid of almost everything. He’s matched by a funny and frequently scary performance from Susie Blake as Mrs Bateman, a character who ought to be a simple, kindly old lady – but you wouldn’t trust her an inch. There’s a strong performance from Jonny Green as Danny’s son Jake, bitterly resentful of being ignored by his father all through his childhood. Laura White is excellent as Sarah, also ignored by Danny and desperate for WiFi, Owen Oakeshott is great as Danny’s angry but loving brother William and Rebecca Charles is also very good as ex-wife Rebecca, full of commonsense and practicality, and keeping her own secrets to herself.

Danny and SarahThere’s a request in the programme that audiences keep the secrets of the story to themselves so that future audiences can enjoy the show. Absolutely, wholeheartedly agree with that. It’s also a blessing; because if you were to ask me what the secrets of the story are, I’m not sure I could tell you with any true conviction — there are so many! It’s a complex set-up, and the complexities don’t get fully revealed until the last few minutes, so that’s hugely rewarding. I’m not 100% convinced that every single aspect of the story tallies up; in fact, I’m sure they don’t. But it’s an almost unique aspect of this play that it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t all make sense – it’s almost a desirable bonus!

DannyWhat does matter is that it’s an exciting, suspenseful story, with huge dollops of spookiness, presented on an eerie set, with scary sound and light effects, and some nice comic touches. It’s also completely unpredictable; when you think you’ve got it sussed, something else happens to prove you wrong, so it’s a constant guessing game where the author is always at least one step ahead of the audience. I also enjoyed a couple of obvious nods to at least two other plays, both of which will visit the Derngate auditorium early next year – I’ll say no more. Murder in the Dark plays at the Royal until Saturday 21st October and then continues its tour to High Wycombe, Birmingham, Derby, Salford, Southend, Cambridge, Malvern, Cardiff, Cheltenham, New Brighton, Richmond and Glasgow.

Production photos by Pamela Raith

4-starsFour They’re Jolly Good Fellows!