Review – Eshaan Akbar, I Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 21st February 2025

It’s been a surprisingly long time – six years – since we last saw Eshaan Akbar live, but he’s still very much the same, urbane, civilised chap as before. He cuts a very relaxed figure on the stage. Unhurried, unfazed, taking everything in his stride; you know you’re in very safe hands with his intelligent content and friendly delivery, even though there’s a sting in the tail to many of his stories.

But I’m getting ahead of myself, as, after a brief getting-to-know-you session at the beginning of the show, including talking to an audience member whose sister insisted she came and thus made the ultimate sacrifice by giving up watching EastEnders, Eshaan introduced us to his support act, the excellent Alexandra Haddow, whom we’ve seen many times before and is always very entertaining. This was the perfect gig for her to recollect her Corby upbringing, and the exciting occasion on when a railway line finally reached the town; she also told us about her boyfriend-geezer and his simple North London ways. I loved her material about relationship “launches” on Instagram, and the pitfalls of being too honest about other people’s ex’s. Confident, smart, and very funny, it was an excellent start to the evening.

After the interval, we welcomed Mr Akbar back, for an hour’s worth of material reflecting his own national identity, as a brown man, born to Pakistani/Bangladeshi parents in Whitechapel, who completely identifies as English – although he doesn’t pass the old Norman Tebbit cricket test. A private education introduced him to the Best of British Banter, as evidenced by his so-called friend Ben, who gave him a deceptive nickname that took years for the penny to drop. Now aged 40, he’s unexpectedly back on the dating scene – including the Muslim version of Tinder – and he sees the world, or at least the country, through the eyes of experience of travelling up and down the land and meeting all kinds of people.

It takes a bold comedian to mine humour from racism (not his own, I should add) and he frequently doesn’t play safe with his material, much to his credit. Thoughtful and intelligent comedy that points out the differences and the similarities between races; and whilst it never truly soars to the heights of hysterically funny, is always entertaining, thought-provoking and full of relatable experiences and observations. Very enjoyable! His tour continues throughout the UK and Ireland into April.

Edinburgh Fringe 2024 Reviews – Dead Mom Play, The Shroud Maker, It’s the Economy Stupid, 16 Postcodes, N. Ormes, Jack Goes to Therapy, The Gentleman of Shalott and Alexandra Haddow: Third Party

Dead Mom Play, TheSpace at Niddry Street.

4-stars

Ben Blais’ Dead Mom Play takes two themes and weaves them together with bravery and unexpected hilarity. How do you cope with the memories of your recently departed mother – those feelings of grief, resentment, guilt and self-absorption? And how do you write a play that does justice to those feelings – and to the memory of the woman who was not only your mum but so much more? And how do we all cope with Death being an ever-looming presence in our lives? There are, of course, no real answers to those questions, but this play is an unexpectedly hilarious and self-deprecating take on one son’s experience. Beautifully and inventively written, and given top performances by Griffyn Bellah as the son in question, Liv Hodder as his hyper-critical mother and Joe Bellis as the funniest representation of Death I can remember. Very revealing, very different and hugely entertaining – not what one might expect from the title. Well worth getting up early for!

The Shroud Maker, Pleasance Dome.

4-stars

The extraordinary story of Saoud, orphaned as a girl, who learns the art of sewing, raises a baby boy whom she discovered under a cactus at the age of fourteen; how he grows to be a man, gets married, and has a baby. But her family responsibilities don’t end there, and her tough life continues to take unexpected turns. Hers is the ultimate story of survival; her job as a shroud maker for the dead of Gaza is only a small part of who she is. Julia Tarnoky’s amazing storytelling skills allow us to experience at first hand the incredible events that have come together to form her life. A true tour de force – and a mesmerising performance.

It’s The Economy Stupid, Pleasance Dome.

Everyone knows the phrase It’s the Economy, Stupid, but that easy and glib statement hides a range of personal tragedies and disasters; it’s not just numbers, it’s lives too. Joe Sellman-Leava and Dylan Howells have created a unique combination of economic education and an account of Joe’s family, whose shop hit the buffers in the late 80s recession leading to bankruptcy. In those days, there were provisions in place so that they could be rehoused and eventually rise, phoenix-like, from the proverbial ashes. Today, those safety nets have gone. Presented as a double-act, with Joe as the lead narrator and Dylan there to keep him on the straight and narrow (and also to provide a touch of magic – I sat very close to him and still couldn’t see how he did any of it), this is a salutary tale for the present day and an awkward reminder for anyone affected by previous recessions. Inventively staged with dozens of cardboard boxes concealing a host of surprises, this is a most creative piece of educational theatre.

16 Postcodes, Pleasance Courtyard.

3-stars

Jessica Regan has lived in 16 postcodes in London ever since she left Ireland. Each has its own particular significance to her, its own memories, its own joys and its own horrors. And as we the audience appreciate her reminiscences of perhaps five or six of those special places, we also remember the postcodes where we have lived, and realise it’s both a curious and useful way of delineating our pasts. Her highlight postcode is Walthamstow, E17; it would have been mine too, having spent a very happy year there as a postgraduate student in the early 1980s. Ms Regan exudes a warm and welcoming presence and has an effortless storytelling style that helps you lose yourself in her words. A charming, almost delicate entertainment.

N. Ormes, Assembly Roxy.

4-stars

We’re all used to a traditional acrobat act; a staple of the circus and variety show, a troupe of athletic and strong performers perform amazing feats of strength high in the air or carrying the weight of the lighter acrobats. The tables are turned in N.Ormes, where Agathe Bisserier and Adrien Malette-Chenier perform acrobatic exercises par excellence – but not only does Adrien launch Agathe high above him, she also lifts him high above her, and it’s an incredible show of strength from both of them. Both artistic and acrobatically impressive, this is an act quite unlike any other you’ll see!

Jack Goes to Therapy: A (Somewhat) Romantic Comedy, Zoo Playground.

4-stars

Jack has split up from Carter – and, try as he might, he’s not taking it well. Especially as Carter has now partnered up with Alexander, with whom he and Carter had a threesome not long ago. It’s hard not to take that kind of thing personally. A chance remark from an STI nurse that maybe he should try therapy sends Jack into the capable psychiatric help of Dr Harold; and he makes a promising start. Supported by best friend Macy, colleague Patricia, flatmate Derek, and even one of his kindergarten children, Gina, can Jack put aside his past issues and move forwards? Zac Williams gives an honest, tender and extremely funny performance as Jack in this delightfully positive and kind play which, for all Jack’s problems, makes the audience feel like they’ve just bathed in goodness. Great work!

The Gentleman of Shalott, TheSpace on The Mile.

4-stars

They say if you’re going to do a cover version of a song, make it different and make it your own, don’t just copy the original. Here’s a cover version of The Lady of Shalott – not just the famous painting, but also the poem by Tennyson; she spins in her tower and will be cursed if she look down to Camelot. Therefore she can only look at the shadows in her mirror, which reveals characters such as the shepherd and the page. But when Sir Lancelot rides by the temptation is too great and she takes to a boat which will float her down to Camelot – and her ultimate downfall. Gareth Watkins has turned this story on its head and performs as The Gentleman of Shalott, also trapped in a tower, weaving on his loom, connected to the outside world by his periscope that acts as the mirror, and the sex-line link which he uses sometimes to rebuff and sometimes to open up to his gentlemen callers. Mr Watkins has a terrific stage presence and a powerful but warm voice which he uses to great effect in his various associations with those other gentlemen. There is something of a coup-de-theatre in the final scene which I won’t spoil for you but remains in perfect keeping with Tennyson’s original. A very creative and inventive treatment of a much-loved 19th century poem brought bang up to date. Perplexing yet invigorating, a rewarding theatrical achievement!

Alexandra Haddow: Third Party, Monkey Barrel Comedy 2.

4-stars

Alexandra Haddow’s new show is entitled Third Party; in her quest to find an alternative for the Great British voting public, she has founded a third party for you to elect (other than those rather obvious main two). It’s not got a bad manifesto; in real life you might well be tempted. But the show is about much more than that, as we hear all about the attempts she and her boyfriend make to have a slightly less vanilla sex life. Ms Haddow is a truly slick comedian with constantly funny and creative material, delivered with all the confidence of Eric Cantona taking a penalty. Not to be missed!

The Edinburgh Fringe All Month Long – 8th August 2024

It’s another very busy day so let’s take a look.

Here’s the schedule for August 8th.

9:20 – Dead Mom Play, TheSpace @ Niddry St. From the Edinburgh Fringe website:

“A young writer is forced to face Death, his ego and his dying, critical mother after getting stuck in a play of his own creation. Charlie tackles guilt, denial and a freezer full of lasagnes in this dark comedy.”

It’s a very early start – but if guilt, denial and a freezer full of lasagnes doesn’t wake us up, what will? I’m expecting one of those comedies where you grimace at the tastelessness before letting rip with the laugh. Fingers crossed.

11:05 – The Shroud Maker, Pleasance Dome.

“Hajja Souad sells shrouds for burying the dead in Gaza. They’re always in demand. This compelling, moving black comedy inspired by a real-life character takes us on the 70 year journey of her life, weaving a harrowing story of courage, love, escape and disappointment with comic fantasy and true stories to create a vivid portrait of life in Palestine before the recent heartbreaking events. Written and directed by Ahmed Masoud. Performed by Julia Tarnoky. Audience comments: ‘One of the most remarkable performances I have seen in theatre’. ‘Fantastic piece of theatre – an urgent, sometimes shocking narrative’.”

You have to double-take when you realise that this is described as a black comedy, given the current situation in Gaza. Nevertheless, there’s always a kind of gallows humour everywhere, and if it’s done with bravery, panache and top quality writing, this could be a very strong play.

13:10 – It’s the Economy, Stupid!, Pleasance Dome.

“Joe Sellman-Leava and Dylan Howells embark on a quest to uncover how the economy wins elections, and why the force that dominates our lives is so bloody complicated! Armed with bags, boxes and an old board game, Joe and Dylan calculate how their lives have been shaped by the economies they grew up in. Developed with and directed by internationally acclaimed Katharina Reinthaller, and produced by Worklight Theatre, It’s the Economy Stupid is a bold new show from the Fringe First winning creators of Labels and Fanboy.”

I’m sure it’s completely true that it’s the economy that wins elections, more than any other aspect of a government’s performance or what’s promised in a manifesto. This sounds like a lively, irreverent piece of comedy, and hopefully – like a party manifesto – it will deliver everything it promises!

15:30 – 16 Postcodes, Pleasance Courtyard.

“Twenty years, 16 postcodes, one city. In her debut storytelling show, Jessica Regan (BBC, Channel 4, Guilty Feminist) shares lessons lived and learned from a life in no particular order. Each show is drawn from true tales of love and landlords, of mice and men and more, told with help from the audience who will play their part in her odyssey as she moves North, South, East and West, finding out which is best. This is a journey through an impenetrable city with an all-too-open heart. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you rent cos you can’t afford to buy…”

This sounds like a very personal account of one person’s journey to find their own place – both a home to call your own and a situation where you feel comfortable. But there’s obviously also an interactive element to the show which gives it a curiously edgy identity. I do not envy young people struggling to find somewhere to live – let’s hope this provides a helpful insight into the problem.

17:15 – N. Ormes, Assembly Roxy.

“Provocative, dysfunctional and tender, N.Ormes is an award-winning circus show that pushes the limits of gender norms with never-before-seen acrobatic exchanges. Don’t miss its Fringe comeback! Skilfully combining acrobatics and dance, we follow our two protagonists and their relationship, navigating between complicity and power struggles. Come witness this inspiring journey to see how the exchange of roles and acrobatics blurs our preconceptions! ‘Poetic. Edgy’ ***** (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine). ‘Amazing stunts’ ***** (BroadwayBaby.com). ‘Original and visceral’ **** (FringeReview.co.uk). ‘A defiant celebration of equality in strength’ **** (Scotsman).”

We haven’t had much in the way of circus shows scheduled so far, and this sounds like it will be an excellent crossover between circus and theatre, as well as playing with traditional gender norms. With any luck – great fun!

19:20 – Jack Goes to Therapy: A (Somewhat) Romantic Comedy, Zoo Playground.

“Jack is a 29-year-old Kindergarten teacher and a hopeless romantic. So when the love of his life leaves him for another man, Jack is heartbroken. Determined to find happiness by sheer willpower alone, Jack re-enters the dating world with a vengeance. Dating new men left, right and centre, Jack soon spirals out of control and finds himself in a therapist’s office wondering, ‘what now?’ A critical and box-office sensation on premiere in Vancouver, Jack Goes to Therapy is a brilliant, enchanting, laugh-out-loud one-man play.”

Returning to the world of dating if you’re not expecting it must be a complete nightmare, with all the pitfalls of the apps – but how do you do it without them? This should be a very funny play.

20:45 – The Gentleman of Shalott, TheSpace on the Mile.

“In his tower on an island in the river, Martuni weaves, masturbates and keeps fit. His only distraction from the monotony – the horny suitors on his dating app: Reaper longs to be a dog at the foot of Martuni’s bed; Page wants to rescue Martuni in a hot air balloon and save him from the war, the drought and environmental collapse; Shepherd invites himself round for sandwiches and trifle. Will Martuni be lured outside? Or will the curse of his social anxiety and narcissism keep him imprisoned forever?”

I’m going to hazard a guess here – this probably isn’t a show to which you should take Granny (although Granny’s been around long enough to have known and seen much more than the rest of us!) Gender-swapping on the Lady of Shalott is an inventive basis for a play, and I’m hoping this will be an innovative and exciting production.

22:00 – Alexandra Haddow: Third Party, Monkey Barrel Comedy.

“The news has been on fire for so long now we’re probably out of petrol. Should we all just embrace societal collapse and enter our Last Days of Rome era? This is a show about sex, politics, ageing, nihilism and maybe hope. In a world where we’re always told to pick a side, is there a third option? Best New Show nominee (Leicester Comedy Festival, 2023) British Comedy Guide recommended. ‘Haddow is going places’ (London Evening Standard). ‘One of the most exciting new acts on the circuit’ (Frankie Boyle). ‘A whole lot of laughs’ (Skinny).”

We’ve seen Alexandra Haddow a couple of times now and she’s a very reliable comedian with terrific observations and an excellent stage presence. This should be a great way to end the day.

Check back later to see how we enjoyed all these shows!

Review – Comedy Crate at a Secret Venue, Northampton, 27th March 2022

A Secret Venue, how exciting! We didn’t find out where it was until a couple of days before and I’m afraid I still can’t tell you where it was held, or else I’d have to kill you. On second thoughts, I don’t think it was that hush-hush. It was at the Albion Brewery in Kingswell Street, an attractive, atmospheric place, with excellent sightlines, proper chairs and a well-stocked bar. An excellent addition to Northampton’s comedy venues!

Our MC for the evening was Jamie Allerton, whom we saw hosting a Comedy Crate gig in the garden of the Black Prince, Northampton, last September. He’s a bright spark, a powerhouse of joie de vivre, who makes the evening go with a swing. He has a terrific rapport with the audience, getting to know us all, putting us at our ease, but with some surprisingly unexpected questions posed to us too! When he discovered that two members of the audience, with no association with each other, both worked with autistic adults, his questions to work out who was best at their job was inspired! A great host with huge energy.

Our first act was someone new to us, Slim. I reckon that’s a nickname. That’s not to say he isn’t slim, but it’s just that I can’t visualise it on a birth certificate! He has some nice material about hating school plays – I’m sure he’s not alone there – and also his occasionally vengeful life as a London bus driver. I particularly enjoyed his sequence about imagining a Jamaican war correspondent. He has a warm, approachable style and very enjoyable material, and was a very good start to the evening.

Next up was another new name to us, Alexandra Haddow, a native of Corby, now in exile in London. Lively and instantly hilarious, she has a lot of near-the-knuckle humour that she pitches perfectly. It’s a lovely idea to imagine if the kind of questions a woman faces when getting a coil fitted were also posed to a man getting Viagra. We loved her stuff about dating conspiracy theorists (having only endured the wayward beliefs of a similarly-minded taxi driver the previous day) and the problems of having to share a bed with your dad. Smart, likeable and extremely funny, we’d love to see her again.

Headline act was the brilliant Mark Simmons, whom we’ve seen a few times before and he always hits the ground running with his wonderful throwaway style. You always get multiple jokes per minute with Mark, whether they be gently surreal, painfully punful or totally outrageous. He must have the quickest of brains to bring in so many inventive brilliant lines based on what he sees and hears in the audience. On top form as usual, and a superb way to end the show.

Plenty more Comedy Crate gigs in the offing; check their website for more details!