As Tier 3 grows into Tier 4, and the new Covid variant spreads like wildfire and the UK is shut into quarantine, let’s remember some better times!
- Chess – Prince Edward Theatre, London, 24th June 1986
Miss Duncansby and I were both looking forward to seeing Chess so much, because we were already in awe of the album – and the show was a total triumph. Designed by Robin Wagner to a truly grand effect, everything about it was marvellous. Elaine Paige was riveting as Florence, Murray Head a fantastically irritating Trumper, and Tommy Korberg an immensely dignified Anatoly. We bought the souvenir brochure, we bought the T-shirts, we bought the VHS of the hit singles; we bought the concept. A real ten-out-of-tenner. Those front stalls seats were £18.50 each, the most I’d ever spent on a theatre ticket at the time. I sure knew how to show a girl a good time.
- Time – Dominion Theatre, London, 28th June 1986
And from the sublime to the ridiculous. Miss D was always a big fan of Cliff Richard, as was one of my colleagues at the time and her brother, so the four of us went to see this overblown monstrosity by Dave Clark – he of the “Five”. A science fiction musical; and – for obvious reasons – it didn’t spawn a succession of future musicals following that genre. There’s no doubt that Cliff was very good; as was the hologram of Sir Laurence Olivier, hovering, God-like, over the top of the stage. But everything else about it was absolutely dire. Looking through the cast list I see great names such as Jeff Shankley and Dawn Hope. Our friends loved it. We hated it. For ages the joke went “I see Cliff Richard is doing Time in the West End – for crimes against musical theatre”.
- Les Miserables – Palace Theatre, London, 10th July 1986
Moving past taking Miss D to see Noises Off at the Savoy, which I had already seen but insisted that she saw too (we both loved it, but it was a hot night and I was wearing a really nice tie which I took off and then left behind, never to be seen again), our next show was another big one – Boublil and Schönberg’s immense Les Miserables, which has never really gone away since it opened. We had some problems with this production – we sat in the front row of the Dress Circle which, although it was top price, always has been a desperately uncomfortable place to be, with infinitesimally tiny leg room. Plus, I had really painful gout that night which made the whole thing rather trying. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the show, but Miss D didn’t. On reflection I think we were both too young to appreciate it fully, and it was quite a few decades before we saw it again! The strong cast included Roger Allam as Javert, Alun Armstrong as Thenardier, David Burt as Enjolras, Peter Polycarpou as Prouvaire, Frances Ruffelle as Eponine, Dave Willetts as Brujon and the original Jean Valjean himself, Colm Wilkinson.
- Lend Me a Tenor – Globe Theatre, London, 12th July 1986
Ken Ludwig’s brilliantly clever and innovative farce was given a smashing production by David Gilmore, with a cast led by Denis Lawson, and also starring Jan Francis, John Barron and American opera star Ronald Holgate. A comedy of mistaken identity with a twist, an overdramatic opera star is incapacitated and is replaced by the producer’s assistant in the hope that no one will notice – but they do. I remember that we both laughed our socks off at this show; and it also had a very clever curtain call routine where they basically replayed the action of the entire show in less than a minute. It brought the house down.
- A Chorus of Disapproval – Lyric Theatre, London, 30th August 1986
Our next show was (for me) a return visit and for Miss D her first exposure to the joys of Side by Side by Sondheim which David Kernan had brought back to the Donmar Warehouse for a tenth anniversary season – and we both loved it. Our next “new” show was Alan Ayckbourn’s A Chorus of Disapproval, the National Theatre production that had transferred to the Lyric. The story of a blundering widower who makes himself indispensable in an amateur production of John Gay’s Beggar’s Opera, this enormously successful play didn’t quite hit the mark with either of us – maybe you needed to be more au fait with Gay’s original. I remember Colin Blakely totally dominating the stage; I don’t have many other memories of it after that.
- Cats – New London Theatre, London, 9th October 1986
The longer you wait, the longer you’ll wait went the advertising strapline, and I had already waited about five years before finally booking to see a show that I was curious about but never really wanted to see. But it was our year of seeing The Big Shows, so we paid out the money and finally got it under our belts. My view of Cats has never really changed; as an audio/visual spectacle it’s immense, its choreography is startling, and it basically has a life of its own. It’s an exercise in excellence in many respects. However, it is also sadly quite boring. I really wish it wasn’t, but it is. Our cast featured Anita Harris as Grizabella, with Christopher Molloy as Victor and Richard Lloyd-King as Rum Tum Tugger. Way down the cast list in a teensy tiny role as a member of the Cats Chorus – one Stephen Mear, now famously the choreographer of Mary Poppins, Sunset Boulevard, Gypsy and many others.
- Double Double – Fortune Theatre, London, 10th October 1986
Rick Elice and Roger Rees’ comedy thriller was a little nugget of total entertainment, that started life at the Palace Theatre Watford and then moved to the Fortune for a deservedly successful stay. A two-hander starring Rula Lenska and Keith Drinkel, it kept us guessing all the way through, and just as you thought you knew precisely what was going on, a brilliant coup de theatre leaves you gobsmacked at the end. I’ve just bought the script online because I really want to understand how they put this play together! Some of the photos are of the original cast – Roger Rees and Jane Lapotaire.
- Phantom of the Opera – Her Majesty’s Theatre, London, 17th October 1986
Continuing the theme of 1986 being the year of The Big Shows, they don’t come much bigger than this. I leapt at the chance to get great seats as soon as the production was announced, and so it was that we had seats in the middle of Row B of the stalls for its third night. A very starry affair, with Irish comedian Dave Allen sitting behind us and Australian Premier Malcolm Fraser a few seats along our row.
You don’t need me to tell you what an extraordinary night at the theatre this was. Michael Crawford as the Phantom, Sarah Brightman as Christine, Steve Barton as Raoul, John Savident and David Firth as the two Messieurs who own the theatre. I was perhaps a little surprised at how blancmangy the falling chandelier appeared directly from below as it gently descended above our heads – but that would be my only quibble.
- Janet Smith and Dancers – Civic Centre, Aylesbury, 7th November 1986
Perhaps a much less glamorous night out, but still thoroughly entertaining, we saw the excellent Janet Smith and Dancers troupe at the Civic Centre for the princely sum of £3.50 for great seats. I’m surprised that Janet Smith and her husband Robert North didn’t make a longer lasting impact on the world of contemporary dance, but they created some fantastic dance pieces, some of which were on the bill that night. The programme was: Still No Word from Anton, One Fine Day at Court, Near and From Far and finally Fool’s Day.
- Woman in Mind – Vaudeville Theatre, London, 10th December 1986
Alan Ayckbourn’s latest play was a staggeringly brilliant examination of a woman’s descent into madness, played exquisitely by Julia McKenzie and with a superb supporting cast including Martin Jarvis and Josephine Tewson. This play impacted us very strongly (as I believe it did many people) and it’s without question one of Ayckbourn’s finest moments. We loved it; but it’s also incredibly upsetting.
8 thoughts on “Let’s have some more theatre memories! June to December 1986”
The US hasn’t yet been a 2nd lockdown- I do have some theater memories of this year. I saw both Come From Away and La Bohème- saw them both in January.
I have high hopes for theater opening next year. What I need to see open are the US Tours- I really want to see Hadestown next year, but which is coming to Charlotte in October.
I wish you the best of luck for seeing all the shows you want! I fear it might take a good while before the UK gets back to normal 🙁
Didn’t get the main shows I wanted to see this year- Anastasia, Frozen, and Wicked all postponed. At least in Wicked’s case, I already saw it four times.
My biggest disappointment was Frozen- actually decided to ask for the Original Broadway Soundtrack for Christmas.
However- some states have been put on lockdown again. California, being one of them.
The entire country- I believe we are on phase 3, at least we got that far. As the numbers increase, things get better
The Phantom of the Opera and Les Misérables – two of my favourites there. I am also very keen on Cats – plotless it may be, but it’s tremendous fun, and really deserved a much better film adaptation than the hot mess that landed in cinemas with a resounding flop back in 2019.
Regarding Dave Clark’s Time, a couple of stories. A friend of mine worked front of house through the run, and John Napier’s set (which included several moving parts and hydraulics) was so large and unwieldy, it actually caused some expensive structural damage to The Dominion’s foundations.
Also, after Cliff Richard left the production, David Cassidy took over in the lead and was apparently a joy to work with, frequently taking the crew to a nearby pub for drinks after the performance. Cliff Richard… well, let’s just say ‘he did not do that’ and leave it there. I’ve said too much…
Interesting back stories! We saw David Cassidy in Blood Brothers and he did it brilliantly. I’m glad he was a joy to work with, he came across as that kind of guy. Absolutely couldn’t stand Time though!
Nearly a year later, I’m back again, having found a copy of the original concept album (yes) of Dave Clark’s Time in a charity shop for the princely sum of fifty pence. Unsurprisingly, it’s awful – and I normally have a high tolerance for overblown eighties cheese.
I guess 50p was a risk worth taking! Welcome back!